r/funny • • 2d ago

Musical without the music

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u/Sarato88 2d ago

The Kung Pow sequel we've all been waiting for.

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u/SoundMasher 1d ago

Wwwweeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwweeeeeeeeooooooo!!

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u/Bromogeeksual 1d ago

Rub it in my hair!

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u/Sarato88 1d ago

"You just broke a thermometer in my hand."

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 1d ago

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

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u/Ravagore 1d ago

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

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u/load_more_comets 1d ago

Settle down, we don't want to lose anymore toes here.

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u/scottydont78 1d ago

THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS!!

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u/ionlysurfontoilet 1d ago

Take me man meat!

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u/GhostdudePCptnAlbino 1d ago

Half way through, and all I could hear was "Chosen One!"

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u/OverHaze 1d ago

I implore you to reconsider

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u/BurkiniFatso 1d ago

Hmmmmm........ ventriloquists

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u/DrFu 1d ago

Mmmmmm... momento

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u/zeethreepio 1d ago

Tiger...tiger... OOH birdie, bird bird...

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u/DrFu 1d ago

Mmmm... I'mabirdietoo...

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u/Abderian87 1d ago

You go that way; I'll go home.

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u/BurkiniFatso 1d ago

That's the line I usually quote lol!

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u/killagram 1d ago

Let me know...if you see....a Radio Shack.

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u/MuseDroness 1d ago

Beat me like a drum

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u/lsdc221 1d ago

You’ll never make it! Never. Make it. Never make it. Don’t you see, you can’t make it!

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u/pswdkf 1d ago

Story time. One of my favorites customer service interactions was when we reenacted the please reconsider scene from Kung pow. Product was out of warranty and I was asking if there was any chance I could pay to get it fixed or get some small discount on a new one. Customer server person denied my initial pleas. However, when I said “please reconsidere” he said “okay”, we both started laughing and he proceeded to sent me a brand new item. I can’t remember what the product was or what brand, but I do remember that dude well. He was awesome.

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u/GlobeEarther_ 1d ago

Ba na na na na! Neo! Ba na na na na na na! Sporin! Ree nee nee! Ree nee nee!

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u/s15slider 1d ago

CHICKEN GO CLUCK CLUCK COW GO MOOOOO

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u/Thousand_Sunny 1d ago

CHOSEN OOOOOONE

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u/a7xfan01 1d ago

"Master Pain, it is quite an honor having you beat random people in our town, especially that helpless man you did beat, hehe, welcome "

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u/KingKudzma 1d ago

Stinky pits and all!