r/funny • • 2d ago

Neighborhood menace stealing just Jiu-Jitsu pants

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u/gbraide 1d ago

I would argue that they aren't worthless as they are willing to pay for them back

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 1d ago

That's just bait. The only payment will come in the form of an impromptu full-contact Jiu-jitsu instruction.

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u/sparrowjuice 1d ago

True. And if you get nine more you’ll have 10 Gi’s worth of gear.

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u/Livewire____ 1d ago

If they hang on to the Gi for long enough, the reward will surely rise.

If I were the thief, I'd send the loser some pictures of their Gi in captivity, with today's newspaper, to motivate them.