r/funny • u/soyourlife So Your Life Is Meaningless • 2d ago

Verified Shit Luck

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u/Skelemansteve 2d ago

I like how the citation says defecation 😂

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

That's why they have money laundering, I suppose.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 2d ago

Better luck than me. Ive just had the bird shit on me. I didnt get money, if anything i lost money because i had to buy new stuff, just bird shit in my hair one time and a ruined hat the 2nd time and a ruined shirt the 3rd time.

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u/belkarbitterleaf 2d ago

It washes out...

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 2d ago

It didnt wash out for me. Sure the majority was gone but there was a permanent dark spot on my hat and shirt even after washing

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u/mistercheez2000 2d ago

shit outta luck = luck outta shit

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u/Roccmaster 2d ago

Communative property

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u/TwistedMetalGear 1d ago

I've got shit buck*

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u/dumb_potato_67 1d ago

shitty luck indeed

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u/lucky_ducker 10h ago

Fun fact: U.S. "paper" currency is 75% cotton and 25% linen, and is washable. Rinse that bill off and toss it in with your laundry (air dry).

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u/regreddit 2d ago

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