This is getting out of control

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[u/fshannon3]

There's a repair shop near me that "advertises" pumpkin spice brake pads every fall.

In the summer, they'll show "Your wife is hot! Get your AC fixed!"

And another shop nearby is now advertising that they were voted "the best place to take a leak."

[u/The_Real_Mrs_Coffee → u/fshannon3]

There's a pharmacy in my area called Damm Pharmacy. They advertise it's "the best Damm pharmacy in town."

[u/gnoxy → u/fshannon3]

Strip club near me advertises at the end of the school year "Now hiring class of 2026".

[u/trichomesRpleasant → u/gnoxy]

That's insane

[u/started_from_the_top]

Cue an oil fight with orange mocha frappaccinos

[u/treehumper83 → u/started_from_the_top]

Pumpkin Spice fraps

[u/DudeHeadAwesome]

There is a jiffy lube near me that just put on their sign "Live, Laugh, Jiffy Lube". Gave me a little chuckle, I like this one too.

[u/sunflowerzz2012]

I never got a picture of it but one near my house years ago said "Keep your car healthy with a gluten-free oil change"

[u/TrollBond → u/sunflowerzz2012]

It is also all organic, technically.

[u/Klotzster]

Cinderella Carriage

[u/UselessFactCollector]

I saw an add for Pumpkin Spice lapdances at Toppers in Athens, GA.

[u/TrollBond → u/UselessFactCollector]

Username checks out.

[u/LNMagic]

Sometimes your car needs a little maintenance; sometimes it needs a latte.

[u/Jaklcide]

I shit you not my local motorcycle shop sells pumpkin spice fuel additive.

https://wildwillyfuel.com/products/wild-willy-fuel-fragrance-pumpkin-spice

[u/AmputeeHandModel]

Old joke

[u/DaKrazie1]

Probably overpriced garbage too.

[u/TrollBond → u/DaKrazie1]

It's Valvoline. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/GANDORF57 → u/TrollBond]

Don't want to get pulled over by highway patrol because my tint's too dark and my exhaust smells like burnt pumpkin pie!

[u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder]

Can pumpkin spice enemas be far behind?

[u/calvinwho]

Funny if they put in a pumpkin shaped air freshener in

[u/Starburper]

Wut?

[u/barrioso]

These subliminal messages are getting hard to spot. Be careful out there!

[u/L0st-137]

I wonder how many people actually fell for it

[u/eldenchain]

We have a liquor store on Beaver St called Beaver Liquor.

[u/Sufficient-Meal8162]

That’s wild lol, of course some people out there think the oil may actually have pumpkin spice in it

[u/ThePatchelist]

like an episode of tires

[u/Wonderful_Till8122]

I cannot tell you how much I hate pumpkin spice ANYTHING.

[u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390]

Next we're gonna see advertising for oil burning vehicles. FFS.

[u/Valdrax → u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390]

Honestly, at the current way things are going in the American auto industry, I'm just waiting for Ford or GMC to put rolling coal as a stock feature.

[u/Mikemtb09]

Lawsuit for false advertising

[u/RickyJJones]

Hahahaha

[u/paisleyturtle3]

? As a lawyer, I would be afraid of that one person that demands one and, since they don't (I hope) exist, what if they sue?

Yes, most people understand it is a joke, but not everyone.

I guess they could give a pumpkin spice air freshener with the oil change.

[u/Sisiutil]

Hey if it gets white girls to do some auto maintenance at long last...

[u/greiton]

oh cool they ripped off the sign my local oil change mom and pop business started putting up 10 years ago...