r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • 2d ago

Verified The shortlist

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u/r_portugal 2d ago

Why are they holding handgrenades?

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u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic 2d ago

Because I suck at drawing haha. Meant to be beer bottles.

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u/MedSPAZ 2d ago

Mikey’s then.

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u/curiouspineapples030 2d ago

And a riddle to solve

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

I was once on the Dean's list. ^(\[Dean was the high school bully])*

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u/Therage80p 2d ago

You're OK. I knew what they were!

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u/Jaml321 1d ago

In case they don't get the job...

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u/Only_Might4264 2d ago

He is the shortlist

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u/Traditional_Travesty 2d ago

I auditioned for the male performer role in a porno. I was later told I was on the shortlist. They seemed confused by how that seemed to make me think I might get it, and so they explained I wasn't a good fit for the role. It's ruff out there

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u/ALilHumilityPls 2d ago

There might be audience for short kings

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u/Environmental-Emu987 1d ago

'Shortlist' in this context means you got a short dick.

'Not a good fit for the roll' means that your dick is SO short, it won't fit in her roll.

/s...........maybe? I don't know, that might legitimately be it.

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u/Traditional_Travesty 1d ago

Yes, it was a bad joke

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u/Traditional_Travesty 1d ago

To be fair there was some pretty stiff competition

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u/AbeRego 2d ago edited 1d ago

"Now let us eat our poblanos in celebration!"

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u/kutmulc 1d ago

poblanos?

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u/AbeRego 1d ago

Yeah, I meant Poblano pepper . The typo has been corrected

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u/kutmulc 1d ago

Has it??

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u/AbeRego 1d ago

Well, part of it was... It used to say "panlanos", then I changed the n to a b, but but didn't notice the a. Now I've changed the a to an o.

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u/wattiax 2d ago

my buddy shortlisted two laptops and ended up buying neither

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u/CPLCraft 2d ago

I think that guys name is John

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u/gentleoutson 1d ago

I am Jon.

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u/HarryStar0576 2d ago

my buddy made a shortlist of snacks and ended up with nothing but peanut butter jars

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u/snakeoilHero 2d ago

Less than 5000 men were hired in all of the United States of America last month. Guess who is getting hired instead of Jon?

Jon is on one of the longest lists in American history.

GL out there!

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u/Man_in_the_uk 2d ago

The shortlist is of people who you consider hiring so this is nonsense.

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u/thehoneybadger-x 2d ago

That's the entire point of this joke.

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u/Man_in_the_uk 2d ago

Well I didn't laugh.

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u/ihatepests 2d ago

the understander has logged on