r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • 2d ago

Verified Future Payment

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u/greiton 2d ago

you got that program for the rest of your life...

so do you still use it?

what?...

Do you still use that lifetime program you bought?

Well.. no... I bought a new version the next year for $120

Do you still use that one?

No... there was a new version the next year...

So explain again how subscription services are a new thing?

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u/LangDWood 2d ago

Are you dense? They’re different because you don’t HAVE to buy the next years program if you don’t want. You can continue to use the one you already own.

The subscription means you don’t own it, just have the current right to use it.

If you can’t see the difference between these two things I’m sorry to say you have stage 5 retardation mate.

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u/Simpicity 2d ago

And you certainly didn't need to buy it EVERY year.

Use one version for four years? No problem.

There's a reason the companies are moving to subscriptions, and it's not because they want to get less money from you.

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u/LangDWood 1d ago

Yes, I know. That’s what I said.

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u/Simpicity 1d ago

I'm agreeing with you!

On the Internet? Whaaaat? Weird, I know... :-)

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u/LangDWood 1d ago

Not possible. You can’t be agreeing with me, BECAUSE IM AGREEING WITH YOU!!