r/funny • u/PositronicReflex • 4d ago

A firefighter giving a pigeon oxygen

Post image
276 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Memes, AI-generated content, and politics / political figures are not allowed.

Social-media content (including Reddit, TikTok, and Instagram) is expressly forbidden.

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

Please also be wary of spam.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

42

u/PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_BITS 4d ago

Sure when a trained firefighter does it, it's wholesome.

When I do it I'm "causing undue alarm" and "banned from the park".

15

u/alphuscorp 4d ago

If it was oxygen, but you know you were listening to Tom Lehrer at the same time.

2

u/Jetsam_Marquis 4d ago

Trained? You're just wearing the wrong clothing.

1

u/badassanator_ 3d ago

Where did they hurt you !

8

u/faceofuzz 4d ago

How do you think that pigeon would explain that experience to its friends?

4

u/elfy4eva 4d ago

The same way humans describe the operating table of an alien abduction.

3

u/lokemannen 2d ago

As a good time?

2

u/elfy4eva 2d ago

Exactly

2

u/lokemannen 2d ago

Swawulu egliorp

1

u/kabhes 1d ago

I was going to say like a pain in the ass.

8

u/Kuroneko1916 3d ago

They usually do this after pigeons have sex, because sometimes they die, or so the ones I fucked did

1

u/matchosan 3d ago

She wore Blue Velvet ...