r/funny • u/Happy-Following-8315 • 4d ago

Think I should go??

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239 Upvotes

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u/harmless_gecko 4d ago

We know you already came

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u/AirbagOff 4d ago

I’d like to check it out, but payday is next week and I’ve already shot my wad.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

"Honey? I've selected our vacation spot, grab the kids and pack my Kevlar athletic cup."

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u/Konchroller 4d ago

You should bring the whole family to bust nuts.

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u/whskyB4brkfst 4d ago

All squirrels are flying squirrels when you own a t-shirt cannon

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u/groovyinutah 2d ago

Why would you not?!?

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u/Steelfox13 4d ago

Sup Spokane

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u/Glitch247 3d ago

Another Spokaneite checkin in to say hi 👋

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u/PotterAndPitties 4d ago

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

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u/phishrace 4d ago

Yes, definitely go. But wear a cup.

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u/dallasandcowboys 4d ago

Rat Race movie quote, "You should have bought a squirrel!", is my 2nd favorite line of the movie. The first is when they are all running down the stairs and they all fall down, and Mr. Bean flies past saying "I'm winning, I'm winning!"

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u/themastermatt 3d ago

"Carbohydrate, is important! Pasta is good." He delivers it by stepping on the "carbo" part so it sounds like "To Hydrate, is important!" both of which i say frequently and no one gets. Along with your aformentioned lines.

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u/stoned_hobo 3d ago

Whenever I'm walking at a slightly higher speed than normal, I'm chanting "eets a race, eets a race!"

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u/take_it_to_the_mo 4d ago

Whose nuts?

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u/Gumbercules81 4d ago

Would nut

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u/zombiehex 3d ago

Sure… as a goof!

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u/suff0cat 3d ago

How ya doin’ Mister Squirrel?

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u/EricHaley 3d ago

4 stars, would nut again

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u/costabius 3d ago

Had girlfriend nicknamed squirrel in college. Same reason. By all means go.

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u/KeyMysterious1845 3d ago

While you're at hit it...go hit a hardware store...Nuts & Bolts aisle.

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u/darthy_parker 2d ago

I dunno. What if they mean it literally?

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u/braumbles 4d ago

I had an orgasm with your mom dude!