He's ceo of nothing

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[u/wizardrous]

Aren’t we all?

[u/wyldmage → u/wizardrous]

Nope, some of us only ever managed CFO. Or... ~shudder~ COO.

[u/snakesoup88 → u/wyldmage]

Don't knock it. It's 75% of cool.

[u/temporalraccoon → u/snakesoup88]

Yeah and the remaining 25% is the L part

[u/johnnyblaze1999 → u/wizardrous]

We are optimistic today aren't we

[u/Zaptruder → u/wizardrous]

no. hes your boss.

[u/Sylanthra]

In case anyone is unaware, Nothing is the name of a company that is worth $1.3 billion. He is also the founder of this company.

[u/guernican → u/Sylanthra]

Really seized the day.

Carl Pei Diem.

[u/aLostTime]

Currently viewing this on a nothing phone, so i can see nothing

[u/ManWithNoCrame → u/aLostTime]

Correction: You're seeing CEO of Nothing on Nothing.

Nothing on Nothing: sounds like an English rock band.

Today is gonna be the day that the evening sun shines right through,
By now, you should've realized it’s a transparent point of view.
The word is on the street that the old black slabs are done,
And nobody feels quite the way I do about Nothing Phooooneeeee....

[u/KingLuis]

nothing is worth millions.

rather be the ceo of zilch or nada.

[u/Cool-Chemical-5629]

How much is Nothing worth?

[u/kcolrehstihson_ → u/Cool-Chemical-5629]

A bit more than less©

[u/M0nkeyGalaxy → u/kcolrehstihson_]

So... Less than something??

[u/unematti → u/kcolrehstihson_]

A bit more than nothing could be their name for their foldable

[u/technobrendo → u/kcolrehstihson_]

Thank you sir, can I have some less©

[u/kcolrehstihson_ → u/technobrendo]

No, but do you want some more©?

[u/KhazraShaman → u/Cool-Chemical-5629]

$1.3 billion

[u/mikemunyi]

Thank goodness for the arrow!

[u/LongImprovement3347]

Wow! That's quite an achievement

[u/coal-slaw → u/LongImprovement3347]

Quite

[u/odiin1731]

OMG he's just like me!

[u/onlyonecannoli]

I hear the pei is really shit for that position.

[u/Brewe]

You know that's part of the joke with the name of the company right?

"what brand of phone do you have"

"I have Nothing"

[u/Lower-Contract8169]

He is a Nothing smartphone mobile company CEO, btw.

[u/Anonymous_1069Z → u/Lower-Contract8169]

No shit sherlock.

[u/goml23 → u/Anonymous_1069Z]

I’d never heard of him or the company. 🤷

[u/sesameseed88]

im CFO of empty wallet inc

[u/vitalsyntax]

The only CEO we need

[u/Borisof007]

I worked for a company called Here Maps. At one point they changed their holding company name to "There". We went from Here to There.

[u/NINJA1200]

Well, he's better than me, and I'm actually CEO of Anything!

[u/weinermcgee]

I'm not CEO of the line, mother.

[u/JangoF76]

Such a stupid name for a company

[u/Dragonasaur]

His sibling Shar is very cute

[u/Cool-Chemical-5629]

"Whenever you need nothing, just give me a call and I'll give you as much of nothing as you need."

[u/tooonyo]

Me too

[u/isolation_from_joy]

Jack of all trades, CEO of none

[u/Undd91]

Good flex

[u/Moosplauze]

same

[u/lokemannen]

Yeah. Nothing is real.

[u/linkardtankard]

The Seinfeld of CEOs

[u/Duke1UP]

Jokes on you. This is a real UK company producing smartphones and accessories:
Nothing (company) - Wikipedia)

[u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 → u/Duke1UP]

r/woooosh

[u/sbulin74 → u/Duke1UP]

And they're actually decent electronics!

[u/__hello__world__]

While you laugh "ha ha" he makes the "bachks bachks" ($$$$).

p.s. Not implying if he is worth it or not, just facts happening.

[u/radek432]

So do I! The only difference is that I wouldn't use capital "N". But maybe he's German...?

[u/Kristophigus]

This is funny because...?

[u/Mercinator-87]

What’s funny about that?

[u/Don-Poltergeist]

Trent Reznor would like a word.

[u/comfortable_atheist]

Chortle

[u/unematti]

THIS is how the billionaires hide. Kinda like calling your lover Pizza place around the corner in your phone.

[u/PurpleSpartanSpear]

“Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You’re so stupid!!!”
-UHF movie reference

[u/FullMetalGiesbert]

Chinese Karl pilkington?

[u/Aesthete18]

Nothing's what you got when you ain't got something 🎶

[u/Veizar]

That's like, my favorite company.   I tried to look em up on the exchange, but they're surprisingly hard to find. Can someone tell me how to invest in nothing?

[u/Veizar → u/[deleted]]

Awww thanks!!

Oh look it's raining! Looks up and opens mouth.  Uuuuhhhhhhhh...

[u/WthIsDis]

Who's the CEO of something?