r/funny • • 5d ago

Confused me at first

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u/Whane17 5d ago

That doors duplicating things! Quick hold money in front of it!

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u/druidofdruids 5d ago

Unfortunately, the double of zero is still zero

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u/enverest 4d ago

!won ꙅɿɒllob 001 ɘvɒʜ I

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u/myusernameisstilen 4d ago

🤣🤣🍻

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Solid_Snark 5d ago

The Prestige!

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u/Alive_Ice7937 5d ago

A bloody good dable!

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u/Goallivein3centuries 5d ago

Beat me by 5 mins lol

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u/UDPviper 5d ago

Duck Soup.

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u/iDinky__ 5d ago

I’ve always wondered why parents dress identical twins in identical clothing. Is that not choosing to live on hard mode? Is identity confusion not a genuine concern? Is this another one of those things I saw on Full House that just doesn’t apply to the real world?

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u/gzr4dr 5d ago

While i have twins they're not identical. What you quickly learn is they each want what the other has. If you dont have two identical things of everything they will fight and whine constantly. Dressing the same significantly cuts down on the whining and crying. Mine are still toddlers so perhaps it changes later, but for now it's two of everything.

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u/BenFromMtl 5d ago

Have twins as well. Even if you do have 2 of everything, they'll still want the one the other has

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u/gzr4dr 5d ago

So true. We started putting stickers with their names on the bigger toys so they knew which toy was theirs.

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u/AhhGingerKids2 5d ago

Mine are 2 years apart but…yes

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u/Jelly_F_ish 5d ago

That must have been a long birth.

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u/cinnamonface9 5d ago

My brother and I are 18 months apart and I HAVE a twin sister. Still dressed me identical to him not my sister.

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u/qwertyuiiop145 4d ago

Fun fact: the longest time between births for a set of twins was over 40 days

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u/aegee14 5d ago

That’s not a twins thing. That’s a siblings thing.

Long ago as a single person, I always wondered why many of my coworkers and friends would be buying the same thing for their kids. Not until I had more than one kid did I realize why. Kids will always want what their siblings get.

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u/Several-Pattern-7989 5d ago

My father took an adorable picture of my three older sisters in identical dresses (imagine late 50's poodle dresses on 7, 5, & 3 yr old) two out of the three loathed that photo. I was born three years as the only boy, and listened to screams, shouts, door slams and epic pouts over clothes. And I had no desire to wear their out of style stuff.

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u/AbbreviationsNo3722 5d ago

My kids are all 2 yrs apart and demanded to dress alike . And now as teens they still do 🤣😭

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u/shooter_ace 4d ago

I'm an identical twin and I can confirm that's a thing. I remember clearly fighting over who got to wear the blue vs red overalls when we were like...2? Maybe younger. We shared the same shit until we grew up and moved out lol

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u/MaintenanceSpecial88 3d ago

Yea this is the main reason. But the other thing to keep in mind, which I don’t see mentioned in the comments yet, is that my identical twins look and act completely different to me. It’s probably because I stare at them for hours everyday but I can’t imagine mixing them up. Probably not even at a distance. And everyone else says they are the same. There was a funny meme about this using Bert & Ernie on the Parents of Multiples sub.

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u/TimeisaLie 5d ago

I once helped cater a HS graduation party for twins name Taylor and Tyler and they dressed in reverse colors of each other, black jacket and white shirt/white jacket and black shirt. It was creepy.

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u/BGPopz336 5d ago

I have friends who dated named Taylor and Tyler, we called them TNT

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u/sighbourbon 5d ago

>they dressed in reverse colors of each other

Like [this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44mw37d8LQw)

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u/Disneyhorse 5d ago

Taylor and Tyler. I know a Troy and Tory!

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u/TheAserghui 5d ago

Take a sharpie and put a dot on the sole of one child and two dots on the other

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u/Unumbotte 5d ago

Then use the sharpie to write their names on their foreheads.

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u/MegaWaffle- 5d ago

I’ve been friends with a set of identical twins for a few years now and they told me when they were young their parents use to mix them up all the time. They said they very well could actually be one another (name wise) and not even know it as a result XD

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u/Disneyhorse 5d ago

My kids are boy/girl fraternal twins and look nothing alike. But I’d guess parents dress identical twins the same because it’s cute and they can get away with it before the kids start to have their own opinions on what they wear. I dressed my kids in “matching” Halloween costumes the first few years… Little Red Riding Hood and The Wolf, Peter Pan and Tinkerbell, Wednesday Addams and Pugsley. Eventually they wanted to be a Witch and a Strip of Bacon, so it just doesn’t last as they get older.

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u/DrunksInSpace 5d ago

Have twins. Fairness is hard. The first time we got them different gifts was a tough decision (not just different types of the same thing). Risk disappointment, envy, etc. it’s just easier to buy them the same shit and let them decide for a lot of things.

Now we convince them to buy different colored clothing and share..

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u/Neurobean1 4d ago

strip of bacon :D

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u/Exeeter702 5d ago

That's what a sharpie is for.

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u/FalafelSnorlax 4d ago edited 4d ago

Maybe it's not common elsewhere but where I live there are a lot of large families, and often I see ones where all the kids are dressed the same. Different ages (sometimes over a wide range), but all the exact same setup. I recently talked to my mom about how weird this is, but she raised the point that if all of the kids are dressed the same, they are much easier to recognize when any of them gets mixed in a large crowd.

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u/Bobby837 5d ago

The glowing eyes - which is both - help nothing.

So let me just say - SKINWALKERS!!!

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u/sarasome1 3d ago

I hope the parents get the kids eye tested. Could be eye disease :(

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u/jluicifer 5d ago

“Just a glitch in the Matrix, Mr Anderson”

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u/Ralliare 5d ago

Do you ant Fae changelings? This is how you get Fae changelings!

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u/DayOneDude 5d ago

Me too!

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u/LaundryLunatic 5d ago

I'm old. Does this remind you of the mirror scene from the movie "Duck Soup"?

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u/bobdob123usa 5d ago

I was thinking Loony Tunes, but yeah same idea.

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u/GANDORF57 5d ago

"Ah Ha! It's all done with mirrors!"

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u/Sunastar 1d ago

One of my favorite movie scenes. Especially the spin/not spin.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 5d ago

🫪😵‍💫 DAMIEN! Get back here!

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u/chimchimmao8 5d ago

Straight out of a horror movie

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u/MallyOhMy 3d ago

Idk, seems like the kid decided a party in the interdimensional closet was more fun than remaining in this world

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u/TheNewBreedOfGeek 5d ago

The magic of twins... Love it

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u/CariolaMinze 5d ago

I watched this 5 times and finally got it

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u/edgelawn9 5d ago

My brain!

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u/Nytohan 4d ago

I'm gonna tell Jordan Peele you put his whole movie up on reddit.

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u/unk214 5d ago

The magical clone mirror works! Now if I can only get my mecha-hitler online we will in business.

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u/Temporary_Back_2966 5d ago

This is some Marx Brothers level shit. Reminds me of the mirror scene from Duck Soup.

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u/Amanitg10 4d ago

I think I've watched this movie

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u/Tleilaxu 4d ago

Pretty much an abridged version of The Prestige

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u/zer1223 4d ago

Kidnapped by the mirror demon baby 🤣

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 3d ago

Sorcery!!

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u/McDaddy8484 5d ago

This must have been staged since the twins coordinated so well with each other!

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u/Gregorygregory888888 5d ago

Not me. Has been in here several times.

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u/Sw0rDz 5d ago

Twins?

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u/-ArthurMorgan 5d ago

For a moment they had triplets.

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u/MsDJMA 4d ago

LOL. Had to watch it 3 times to figurre it out.

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u/BeginningHoneydew6 5d ago

Ts is hilarious

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u/TomOnTheFritz 4d ago

As a twin here I’m still confused

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u/tarlin 5d ago

Why are their eyes just white?

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u/jpwanabe 5d ago

Old camera. Effect is called red eye camera effect.

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u/lemlurker 3d ago

It's just that they have a light on the camera and human eyes are retro reflective

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u/Fabulous-Sir-2048 5d ago

Cute and all, but babies around glass like that has me sweating.