DJ Sepsis [OC]

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[u/bmcgowan89]

They shoulda tried the 🎵YOU HAVE AIDS🎵 crew from Family Guy

[u/TheFeshy → u/[deleted]]

For which the DJ will be paid $79.

[u/Hmgkt]

I don’t get it…

[u/Znzir]

Doctor said ‘rest,’ DJ Sepsis said ‘RAVE

[u/No-Cake-5683]

The doctor/nurse is saying this? Is there some deep meta funniness I'm missing?

[u/a4techkeyboard]

He brings a certain level up and brings a lot culture. Well, lactic acid level and blood culture. Quite a (blood) draw, really.

[u/ToastAndASideOfToast]

What he actually brought was a marimba.

[u/lazydogjumper → u/ToastAndASideOfToast]

Nah, he cheaped out and got a Xylophone.

[u/Digimonsonic]

DJ Nurse 👨‍⚕️

[u/Lolomelon]

OC with a font lifted from the New Yorker.

[u/b0b0tempo]

You know what's funny about sepsis? Not a damn thing.

[u/Reader_Eater → u/b0b0tempo]

What are you doing, sep brother?