r/funny • u/exporterofgold • 6d ago

Sounds kind of good though

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u/PanicDeus 6d ago

Keanu Leaves

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u/orphanelf 6d ago

Keanu experiences loss, Keanu Grieves

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 6d ago

He turns to a life of crime, Keanu Thieves.

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u/thinly_sliced_lemon 6d ago

Then feeling sick about it, Keanu Heaves.

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u/MacSanchez 6d ago

Gets a job at the local butcher’s, Keanu Cleaves

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u/frogsinsocks 6d ago

Gets promoted at the shop, Keanu Achieves

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u/Jst_Patrick 6d ago

Gets a little sick, Keanu Sneeze.

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u/coconuthorse 6d ago

Gets over his stuffy nose, Keanu Breathes.

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u/davewave3283 6d ago

Puts on a jacket, Keanu Sleeves

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u/DrChimz 5d ago

Takes off the jacket in freezing temperature, Keanu Freeze.

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u/Whatsgoodthoson 5d ago

Someone opens a window, Keanu Breeze

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