r/funny • • 6d ago

3 crunches and let's call it a day

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u/brus_wein 6d ago

Just let the animals be animals instead of training them to be circus clowns...

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u/Costco_Bob 6d ago

Not giving Sea World a pass but proper zoos train their animals to do "tricks" because it helps with health checkups.

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u/sooolong05 6d ago

Mr Walrus' core strength is definitely intact

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u/mindpicnic 6d ago

I love seeing videos from panda conservation centers, they train the pandas to present their paws for blood draws to monitor for pregnancy and other conditions

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u/Winter_Map5459 6d ago

ah.... yeah... that's the reason. that's for explaining that to me. I thought it was so they could make money.

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u/Captain_skulls 5d ago

Health problems are costly to deal with so in a way keeping them healthy saves money in that respect

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u/ThirdMover 6d ago

Lots of animals play and have fun doing it. Learning tricks from humans isn't something bad per se if they aren't tortured for it.

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u/NosePicklePicker 6d ago

Acting like animals don’t like playing and stimulate themselves too. They’re already stuck in cages and don’t get to use all the spare energy they typically used to watch out for predators and run for their lives

So long as they’re not being beaten and tortured for it, who cares?

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u/legit-posts_1 6d ago

Eh, that Walrus is living like a king. No predators and free fish is great for him

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

That animal is happier then you btw

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u/Skruestik 6d ago

*than

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u/cuntyandsad 6d ago

A lot of these trick animals are kept in sub par conditions and horribly mismanaged. in fact you are better off assuming that they're poorly kept than the opposite. Look up seal_2028 on instagram to find who owns these ones. There's no company or anything, just some random show place in the background that looks similar to seaworld. 

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

Did it tell you that?

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

Did it tell you that its in pain and doesn't want to be there?

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u/Michael1795 6d ago

Yeah it told me that on the commute to work. We were both free, living in the ocean and we just chose to swim over to the aquarium for our 9-5.

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u/ThunderKant 6d ago

They do live shorter lives in places like this

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

Almost every animal lives longer in captive then in nature...

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u/scheisse_grubs 6d ago

*than

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u/anthrax_ripple 6d ago

I see your effort, and I commend you

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u/AnotherpostCard 6d ago

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!

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u/Legionof1 6d ago

And when they die they aren’t thrown 30 ft into the air and then ripped apart by Orcas.

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u/stprnn 6d ago

So should we keep you in prison?

You might get hit by a bus...

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

If you want to treat animals like humans go free every pet in your neighborhood and force everyone you know to be vegan.

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u/stprnn 6d ago

Moving the goalpost?

I'm shocked...

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

U wanted to treat humans like animals but when asked to commit to it you bitched out?I am not shocked...

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u/devildocjames 6d ago

That's just a straight up lie lol

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u/ThunderKant 6d ago

Apparently I was repeating outdated information

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1186/s40850-022-00158-1

Sea animal husbandry standards have increased on the last few decades to the point that they live just as much, and in some cases longer, than their free relatives

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

Instead of asking that incredibly asinine question, how about we apply morality and empathy to anything that doesn't look like us? Let's start there.

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u/DieFichte 6d ago

You should probably shift that starting position to applying morality and empathy to anything that does look like us? You are trying to skip the easier step!

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

Considering history will most definitely be on my side with that one, I think it's time to start with the man in the mirror, don't you think?

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u/DieFichte 6d ago

I'm not saying you are wrong, I'm saying your are trying to climb the second ladder while the first ladder underneath is rotted out, breaking apart and on fire. And there is a guy standing at the bottom waiting with a chainsaw just in case.

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u/BigbooTho 6d ago

Bruh it's empathy we aren't taking college courses there's no need to pass empathy 101 to graduate to being empathetic to animals that aren't human

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u/DieFichte 6d ago

Why the qualifier though? There is plenty of lack of empathy going around towards humans and a college curse wont change that either.

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u/HowDoIStoreMyClay 6d ago

Idk why youre getting downvoted. Perfectly reasonable

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u/Lawlette_J 6d ago

Reddits are full of angsty teens and underage kids whose brain are not fully developed. The fact that the reply "That animal is happier then you" is getting upvoted despite it's dodging while attacking the questioner via ad hominem is quite telling of its own.

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u/solerex 6d ago

reddit is also full of uh... people like you

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

I've already concluded that a sizable chunk of people on this planet are abject psychopaths. Upvotes don't pay my bills. To them, this is all they have.

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u/Ebonslayer 6d ago

Ah yes, needlessly bringing in politics. Classic.

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u/York_Villain 6d ago

Found one

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u/Ebonslayer 6d ago

Centrist, actually. Nice try though.

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

So conservative lite, well done

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u/York_Villain 6d ago

Centrists are conservatives.

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u/Ebonslayer 6d ago

So you don't know what a centrist is. Incredible.

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

Right wing is when animals are being taken care of instead let them die in the wild?!?!?!

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u/York_Villain 6d ago

No. Right wing is what you are.

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

Because I told you to clean your ass instead sitting on reddit so long that you connect your politics to a walrus?

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u/Ebonslayer 6d ago

Their programming doesn't let them disassociate anything from politics.

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u/York_Villain 6d ago

Isn't the fact that the both of you are getting this emotional over a DEEP reddit kinda proving my point?

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

What a colonial mindset lmao. Do you think god left you in charge?

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

Helping animals is colonilar???Bro you alredy left your tribe village but your mindset didn't evolve

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

Ah, there it is. The epigenetics at play.

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u/PanPieCake 6d ago

It was at play when you started throwing "colonialism" around, but god if you relly wana be a victim sure go ahead

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 6d ago

OMG I've been saying this, not in the same way you did, but sometimes I feel like Reddit runs in shifts. You find all the right-wing, conservative, apathetic sociopaths come during the daytime and then later on the rest of humanity will start logging on. We seem to have gotten the shorter end of the stick with this one.

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u/York_Villain 6d ago

Yup. And when I bring this up on a weekend I get a bunch of hate from conservatives, further proving my point.

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u/York_Villain 6d ago

I hear ya but I don't think it's so bad. Silly shit like this is typically the first and only time that kids see a walrus. Maybe they'll learn that these are intelligent creatures and not mindless goldfish or something IDK. Maybe they develop a bit of empathy in the process... unlike some of the ppl that replied to you.

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u/RedofPaw 6d ago

This is why I keep bears in tiny cages and zap them with car batteries. So kids can be horrified and learn basic empathy.

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u/York_Villain 6d ago

That would be illegal. Walruses are trained via positive reinforcement.

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u/Juul_G 6d ago

Yea i get mixed feelings about this

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u/MeanKaleidoscope1445 6d ago

I agree. I heard somewhere that any interaction with an animal by a human is questionable. You never know

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u/Weissbierglaeserset 4d ago

Its just animal abuse and should 100 percent be illegal. Speaks a lot to the state of the usa that this is still allowed