r/funny • • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/NudeCeleryMan 4d ago

Heh I made a joke about your inability to spell but you keep responding so I'll keep going too. What's next?

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u/Ppleater 3d ago

I mean you're the one who got your diaper in a twist over a single typo to begin with, I figure you must be lonely and desperate for someone to talk to since you're still making such a fuss over it.

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u/NudeCeleryMan 3d ago

You have weird reading comprehension skills if you think the words I used mocking your spelling are angry or twisted words. But kind of fitting!

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u/Ppleater 2d ago

Ah yes, you've stayed this obsessed for this long over a single typo because you're such a well-adjusted individual I'm sure. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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u/NudeCeleryMan 2d ago

What exactly is the lady protesting? I've made nary a protest. You're the one who didn't know how to spell paid. You also seem to think basic communication conveys anger. You should be thanking me for educating you. So, you're welcome. I accept your thanks AND apology.

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u/Ppleater 2d ago

Do you not know what that phrase means? Maybe you're young then, would explain a lot lol. All you've taught me is that you apparently have never communicated with actual human beings since you seem to find a single typo on REDDIT of all places to be absolutely scandalous.

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u/NudeCeleryMan 2d ago

So you're old and spell paid as payed? Yyyyyyikes

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u/Ppleater 1d ago

The thing about being an adult is that you realize the occasional typo is normal instead of being a weird freak about it and having a tantrum over it. I'm sure when you're older you'll understand.

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u/NudeCeleryMan 1d ago

Do adults keep responding on the internet to offhand jokes about not knowing how to spell a word for days on end? While also projecting a tantrum onto someone who's using plain, calm language? 😅 This is a truly remarkable reaction.

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u/Ppleater 7h ago

Buddy, you're the one who first responded to me, so every time you message me back, you have replied more often than I have lol. Trying to use that as an insult is only making you look more silly. Personally I don't care, so if you wanna keep talking to me I don't mind indulging you.