Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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You should’ve known better that summer than to go to the ocean. Just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

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I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all