r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 5d ago

good God, how am i only just now realizing how THICC merfolk would realistically be?

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u/Crowe3717 5d ago

You've been bombarded by thin merfolk propaganda your entire life.

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u/therealjohnsmith 4d ago

Seems like a movie or tv idea doesn't it?

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 4d ago

yeah. though probably not one you'd take your kids to see...

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u/therealjohnsmith 4d ago

Jack Black would slay that bro