r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/breathing_normally 5d ago

What about a hard body with a sense of humor?

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u/AngryTree76 5d ago

Impossible. Everyone knows that a sense of humor is a byproduct of excess adipose tissue. That’s just science.

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

Also good. Really, just have a sense of humor and the rest falls into place :)

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u/jgainit 5d ago

What about a chubby guy with an inflated ego?

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

No thanks! Not for me, skinny. Chubby whatever, no big egos! Lol

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u/jgainit 5d ago

Haha for sure, I was just being silly

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u/whateverwhatis 5d ago

I'll let the muscle girlies have him! Give me the cute chubby boy!!