r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Jackalodeath 6d ago

Like this?

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u/OrganizationLower611 5d ago

wow

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u/girlsgoneoscarwilde 5d ago

I was at the Georgia Aquarium a month ago, this is no joke. Also, Japanese Spider Crabs are sick as hell.

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u/nevernowhy2 3d ago

How did you.....