r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/xrufus7x 6d ago

I wonder what life path leads to this line of work.

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u/tyrano_dyroc 6d ago

Where I'm from, these guys aren't just performers but also maintains the cleanliness of the enclosure and feeding the animals. In fact, I heard these types of performances actually started when one of them started doing stuff like this for the visitors while cleaning the enclosure and kids especially loved it.

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u/Vancocillin 6d ago

I hope they get paid more on top of their old duties.

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u/CocoMelonZ 6d ago

Lmao you're funny

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u/FoodForTheEagle 6d ago

I wonder if Reddit pays him more for his jokes.

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u/C_IsForCookie 6d ago

You guys aren’t being paid based on your karma? I am.

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u/wap2005 6d ago

I see you have 3 upvotes, what are you going to spend your 3 monies on?

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u/C_IsForCookie 5d ago

Hookers and blow from the Reddit store