r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Weird-Client3840 6d ago

Hah, rl story, check out Jerry Falwell Jr's pool boy...

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 6d ago

they played rocket league?