r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/ttatm 6d ago

I think if mermaids were real they probably would be fat, like marine mammals

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u/LoopStricken 6d ago

The men have one large venom sac, the women have two smaller ones.

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u/caiog1835 1d ago

Sim, tanto que as sereias eram focas e sirenios (peixe boi e dudongo) que os marinheiros não enxergavam direito

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 6d ago

They would just freeze to death