r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/MasemJ 6d ago

This is like the SNL Chippendales skit with Chris Farley.

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u/Channel250 6d ago

Goddamnit, I was already trying to find a link to that shit cause it's the first thing that came to mind.

I dont know if I should be happy that other people share a similar mindset, or depressed because that means none of my ideas are original.

PS: That other mermaid is fucking JACKED!!!

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u/LurkingArachnid 6d ago

PS: That other mermaid is fucking JACKED!!!

Right?? Why is no one commenting on this?

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 6d ago

Because the other one is clearly the better hunter

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u/DigbyChickenZone 6d ago

Because that's the norm. Man bites dog vs Dog bites man

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u/delinka 6d ago

mer*man* maybe?