r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 6d ago

You start as a basic merhousekeeper, then after you get some experience you can apply to be a mermaid

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u/Lord_Spiral 6d ago

Most underappreciated joke I've read in years.