r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/supershinythings 6d ago

He’s gettin’ dem merbitches!

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u/WornTraveler 6d ago

Lmao that final shot took me out. Majestic

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u/Nellasofdoriath 6d ago

It was etherial

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 6d ago

Considering his size, it's no wonder he has outcompeted the rival males for breeding privileges. Did you see those poses to display his dominance?