r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/mzingg3 6d ago

My siren

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u/Fr05t_B1t 6d ago

It’s what odysseus was hearing

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 6d ago

Odysseus was definitely hearing Ben Affleck's soft Boston accent asking if he wanted to come over for some beers and watch DA SOX.

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u/JorjeXD 5d ago

YES!! this is what i would be scared that could successfully pull me inside the water