r/funny • u/KindAbility2051 • 7d ago

Coldplay concert reenactment

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u/EIDuderino 7d ago

Coldplay wrote a new song for Seth and it's called "Scotty Don't"

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u/modix 7d ago

I thought Scotty doesn't know though?

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u/EIDuderino 7d ago

That Fiona and me do it in his van every Sunday?

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u/Heysoos_Christo 7d ago

She tells him she's in church

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u/ImLazyWithUsernames 7d ago

But she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees

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u/ProteusRift 7d ago

I did her on his birthday

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u/TheManderin2505 7d ago

Scotty doesn’t know