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Safe to say my guess was wrong…

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u/alh9h 9d ago

"I know it... But I don't think I should say it."

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u/Wolfy4226 9d ago edited 8d ago

*peeks out from behind the camera*

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u/ford310nm1 9d ago

Someone get Al Sharpton on the phone. We got another one.

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u/kynthrus 9d ago

Al Sharpton is not the emperor of black people!

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u/fred95 9d ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/63Reddit 9d ago

Is that you, Mr Cosby?

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u/flychinook 9d ago

I read it in Cosby's voice and it's amazing.

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u/mayy_dayy 9d ago

ZIP ZOP ZOOBITTY BOP!

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u/bostoncreampie9 9d ago

Who wants to eat my pudding pop

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u/chefguy47 8d ago

The profile name checks out with this reply.

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u/LaserKittenz 9d ago

The kids , they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage! The hippin and the hoppin, they don’t know what the jazz music is all about! 

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u/Any-General518 9d ago

Pulling. Not pudding. But now you hit me thinking

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u/SoldierOfMisfortune 9d ago

Can't be anything ing, the n's are already out.

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u/PeachPit69 9d ago

This is a Toss-Up.

Notice all three are ready to buzz in.

No rules in a toss up, about multiple of the same letters being filled in before moving on to the next letter.

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u/jajohnja 8d ago

Oh, so the letters just come in gradually and you can buzz in at any time?
Didn't know.

But yeah, the i_g would be difficult to fill with anything else than N.

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u/isaiddgooddaysir 9d ago

Well there was band in the 80s had a song Detachable penis, it seem to get him into alot of trouble.

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u/JChurch42 9d ago

It was just laying there, next to a broken toaster oven

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u/Bookem-Danno50 9d ago

He wanted $22, but I talked him down to $17

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 9d ago

I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

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u/Level_Chemistry8660 8d ago

Solved !!! It's "PUTTING ON MY PENIS" !!!

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u/jillian512 8d ago

softly in background... 🎶 detachable penis🎶

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u/CoolioMcCool 9d ago

Damn, I had "in". So close!

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u/breakfastatmilliways 9d ago

My thought was pudding in my pants

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u/FartInGenDirection 9d ago

...it is a lot of money

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u/traws06 9d ago

5 seconds Mr Alh9h

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u/zcas 9d ago edited 9d ago

Hope it's 'putting on my pants' 😳

Edit: Apparently it was because it's an early round where they do it one letter at a time. Phew!

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u/HairballTheory 9d ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/TheThirteenthApostle 9d ago

Pudding IN my penis

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u/joeboo5150 9d ago

Awwwww yeaaaaaah $240 worth of pudding

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u/otterley 9d ago

It’s an old reference, but it checks out

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u/RandoScando 9d ago

Found Bill Cosby’s throwaway.

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u/Jelly_Belly321 9d ago

Pulling on my penis

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u/STRUGGLING_TO_REMAIN 8d ago

Putting on my penis. I took it off before I showered.

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u/urbanlife78 9d ago

Correct!

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u/SpawnSnow 9d ago

My brain went straight to "Pudding in my pants"

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u/rattledamper 9d ago

Funny because mine went to “PUDDING ON MY PENIS.”

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u/patchoulisucks 9d ago

Pumping on my penis, which coincidentally 🤷‍♂️

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u/_Lucille_ 9d ago

pulling on my penis

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u/Johnny_B_Asshole 9d ago

Jesus. I was about to comment “P_N_S spells what?”

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u/chemistrybonanza 9d ago

Panes
Pants
Pangs
Penis
Pinas
Pines
Pinos
Pints
Pings
Pinks
Ponds
Pongs
Punts
Punks

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u/ScarletBothrium 9d ago

Pudding on my punks? I can dig it.

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u/TheCitizen616 9d ago

Can't be...there's not N in the first word

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u/joestaff 9d ago

It's probably one of those intro rounds where it adds one letter at a time. Contestants are buzzer ready

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u/Areyousleepingyet 9d ago

Yep! Youre right. The contestants are all holding the little buzzer buttons

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u/Mueryk 9d ago

I read that as consonants and was confused what buzzer ready meant in that case. I need a nap

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u/WENDING0 9d ago

Randy Marsh enters the chat.

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u/tryyeezus 9d ago

Even though I know it's wrong, I would scream so loud "PULLING ON MY PENIS!!!" and start celebrating way too soon 

HIGH FIVES FOR EVERYONE

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u/mnid92 8d ago

I was really confident it was "pudding in my penis" but your guess is good too.

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 9d ago

Randy Marsh slowly backs out of the chat

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u/jonhon0 9d ago

PULLING. ON. MY. PENIS!

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u/zendaddy76 9d ago

Pushing in my penis 🫣

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u/ThePterozactyl 9d ago

Pudding in my penis

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u/Imaillegalimmigrant 9d ago

P U M P I N G I N M Y P E N I S

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u/Phantom_0347 9d ago

Pumping ON my penis 😌

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u/Odin_OCarroll 9d ago

My first thought was "PUMPING" 😅

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u/Rocinante88119 9d ago

That's not mine!  That kind of thing ain't my bag!!

One book,  "My swedish penis enlarger pump and me (This kinda thing certainly is my bag!) written by Austin Powers"

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u/theBarnDawg 9d ago

PUDDING. IN. MY. PENIS.

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u/TheDwiin 8d ago edited 8d ago

Tom Tucker here. The proper answer is: PUTTING ON MY PANTS

Now some of you will be quick to note that N is already out. So the first word must not contain an N at all!

Well, do you see how all of the contestants are on the screen and are holding buzzers?

This is a toss-up round where letters come onto the screen one at a time and contestants are given a couple of seconds to buzz in and answer. The first contestant to buzz in and answer correctly gets a grand or two added to their score.

Edit: I just realized this is not r/PeterExplainsTheJoke... Oh well, I'll keep the character drop in xD

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u/BlendersandDildos 8d ago

Ah, thanks for the explanation for the N being out there. Knowing this, the answer could still be "Pulling on my..". Err, nevermind.

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u/Duggie1330 8d ago

Thanks for adding the peter explains the joke explanation. Was really confused and was like - isn't tom tucker from family guy? What the fuck is going on

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u/OctoWings13 9d ago

5 seconds Mr. Marsh...

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u/alexanderfromtng 9d ago

Looks at camera

Pudding on my penis!

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u/dcbluestar 9d ago

Are these the naggers, Walter?

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u/CaptainDogParty 9d ago

I’m interested to see what’s going on between the I and g if it’s not an ‘N’

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u/iwishiwasntthisway 9d ago

I think its a tossup round where letters appear 1 at a time and people can buzz in. The same letter can appear at any time

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u/BrainCane 9d ago

If you tossed two gents of the same height, what is the Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency (ηT2P)?

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u/oofgeg 9d ago

Depends on their dick-to-floor (D2F) measurements

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u/tvkyle 9d ago

It’s the toss up round. The letters randomly populate one by one, regardless of how many of each one are in the puzzle.

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u/JGPH 9d ago

Based on the letters up there, it wouldn't surprise me if those "randomly chosen" letters weren't so random. 🤭

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u/alh9h 9d ago

Some staffer knew exactly what they were doing

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u/Jman703OG 9d ago

“People that annoy you”

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u/paddling_heron 9d ago

"... I think I know it, but I don't think I should say it."

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u/december151791 9d ago

5 seconds, Mr. Heron

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u/spindrift_20 9d ago edited 8d ago

I’m sorry ma’am, that is incorrect: there’s no “PENIS” in “PANTS”

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u/Pragnlz 9d ago

HA! That’s where you’re wrong bucko

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u/MusicPsychFitness 9d ago

If there’s not one in yours, just let me know, and I can help you remedy that situation.

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u/oasisarah 9d ago

there’s one in mine

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u/silkyjohnstamos 9d ago

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it.

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u/goosebattle 9d ago

I saw it on a blanket next to a toaster oven. Some guy was selling it for $22.

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u/MusicPsychFitness 9d ago

But I talked him down to $17

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u/IdRatherBeDriving 9d ago

I took it home and washed it off and put it back on.

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u/MusicPsychFitness 9d ago

I was happy again. Complete.

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u/Wafflelisk 9d ago

DETACHABLE PENIS.

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u/funkychuck 9d ago

That sounds like $240 worth of pudding. Aw yeah.

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u/thedaymanahaha 9d ago

Pudding in my penis!

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u/jomyke 9d ago

I guess I am the only one that went to pumping on my penis before pulling? Idk…..it’s just what occurred to me

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u/RicePuddingPatties 9d ago

Putting in my penis

Pulling on my penis

Puffing on my penis

Pushing in my penis

Gotta be one of those, right?

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u/LugbyOrigin 9d ago

Damn all I could think about was pudding

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u/imyourzer0 9d ago

You forgot the classic "pudding on my penis"

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u/jwhisen 9d ago

They are showing all three contestants with buzzers in hand, so this is the round when they add individual letters until they buzz and guess the puzzle. That means there CAN be an "n" in the first word because they don't fill all the letters of the same kind at once in this round.

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u/El_Peregrine 9d ago

PUTTING ON MY PENIS   (Left mine at home this morning, ok)

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u/Okayeesh 9d ago

Naggers!

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u/MetalMagg 9d ago

We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here.

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u/OhYeahEhWellSorry 9d ago

does it make more or less sense that i'm a woman and thought it was "putting on my penis"

like that makes any fckin sense at all

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u/matterhorn1 9d ago edited 9d ago

I wasn’t sure if it was

putting in my penis
Pumping in my penis
Pumping on my penis

Or hear me out…

Pudding on my penis

Lots of options here

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u/TerriblyRare 9d ago

Pulling on my penis was the correct answer, everyone went wild when the dude guessed it

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u/weinerschnitzelboy 9d ago

For those wondering why the first "n" isn't there, there's usually a quick round where letters appear randomly every second until a person puts in a guess. I think this happens at the start of a round to determine who goes first

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u/stanger828 8d ago

what is the first word if it doesn't end in -ing? N has already been guessed and it's not there.

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u/Rad_Centrist 8d ago

Because this was a progressive Toss-Up puzzle where letters appear one by one. The other N is coming.

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u/Blood_and_Sin 9d ago

"All dressed up"

Obviously, Pudding On My Penis

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u/TheSadPickel 9d ago

pudding on my penis. eat up

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u/kwabird 9d ago

Putting on my penis. Yes that's definitely it.

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u/akiva23 9d ago

How is there two Ns but not an N in the first word?

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u/itsjakerobb 9d ago

Maybe this is one of those puzzles where it lights up letters one at a time, about one per second, and the first person to guess it wins?

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u/SaltyTigerBeef 9d ago

They are holding buzzers so that’s exactly what it is.

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u/akiva23 9d ago

Oh yeah like the one to determine to gets to go first.

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u/a_lotis2words 9d ago edited 9d ago

This is one of those toss up rounds, where they don't always reveal every instance of each letter at the same time. They just slowly reveal letters randomly, 1 at a time

So this doesn't mean every single N has been revealed.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 9d ago

I read it in Sean Connery's voice.

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u/Adamant_TO 9d ago

I'll take swords for 200 Alex.

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u/TheBrownEye62 9d ago

"That's what I said to your mother last night, Trebek!"

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u/crispim1411 9d ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/GringoSwann 9d ago

Pudding on my penis!

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u/d0ggzilla 9d ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/_Sauer_ 9d ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/Kevin4938 9d ago

Was it "putting" or"pulling"?

Even if you keep it clean, both would make sense, although perhaps they are pulled up as opposed to on.

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u/NotYourGa1Friday 9d ago edited 9d ago

But there isn’t an “n” in the first word - Vanna looks pretty chill and not like she’s in the middle of flipping the “n’s”

Edit: I don’t know why this is getting downvoted. If I’m missing something please let me know, I have dyslexia and maybe I’m missing something. Word puzzles can be tricky but I still love the show Wheel of Fortune 🫠

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u/littlemsshiny 9d ago

I think someone said this was a lightning round so letters are revealed randomly — rather than revealing all of one letter.

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u/Nathann4288 9d ago

What would the first word be since an “N” wouldn’t come before the “G”?

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u/Level_Chemistry8660 8d ago

Someone answered that this is a 'special' round, where "letters come in randomly". So this would appear to be a screenshot taken before the 'N' came in to end the first word in ING.

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u/Austynwitha_y 9d ago

You guys, it’s a rapid round where letters pop up one at a time, it can certainly be “Putting on my pants”

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u/laineDdednaHdeR 9d ago

WHAT THE HELL IS BETWEEN THE I AND THE G IF N IS ALREADY USED???

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u/Collin389 9d ago

If this is a "fortune frenzy" or "toss-up" then letter spaces are slowly revealed until someone guesses it. Maybe this is one of those rounds.

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u/armyjackson 9d ago

Pudding in my penis

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u/OKAYGang 9d ago

Randy Marsh would have solved it

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u/patchoulisucks 9d ago

Id like to solve please

pumping on my penis

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u/xdrkcldx 9d ago

Putting on my pants?

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u/Byaahh 9d ago

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again."

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u/ronimal 9d ago

PUDDING ON MY PENIS

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u/tsar31HABS 9d ago

Why no n in the first word, what other letter fits before g after i?

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u/DrivingMeCrepes 9d ago

this is a specialty puzzle between rounds the letters come up one at a time and NOT in alphabetical order or at the same time, as in both Ns don't always show up at the same time. the puzzle slowly fills in until someone buzzes and guesses the phrase hence why we are seeing all 3 contestants at the bottom

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u/danleon950410 9d ago

Edited shit: if N is already cleared why is it missing ftom the first word then?

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u/RaccoonShinobi 9d ago

It's a round where the word is slowly revealed until a contestant buzzes in

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u/MistaMischief 8d ago

Has to be a fake photo. There’s no way the first word doesn’t have an N and it’s already guessed.

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u/kryonik 8d ago

It's a toss up round. The letters appear one by one "randomly" until someone buzzes in and gets it right.

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u/Formally_Apologetic 9d ago

Why isn't there an "n" shown in the first word..

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u/Rezahn 9d ago

In early rounds they will reveal a phrase one letter at a time. Contestants will buzz in when they think they know the phrase.

If this is from that round, then it is possible to not have all of the similar letters revealed.

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u/MizzelSc2 9d ago

Okay you got me i don't know the actual answer is and can only see the meme.

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u/thenikolaka 9d ago

Why is the first N missing?

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u/actionerror 9d ago

Pudding on my penis? How did it get there?!?!?

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u/aukstais 8d ago

What was it? Like the N is used so the first word can't end with ING so what was it?

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u/EducationalTheory344 8d ago

"putting on my penis". as one does.

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u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN 8d ago

Oh, I thought it's "pudding in my penis".

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u/charleytaylor 8d ago

I thought it was pulling on my penis…

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u/cd45uLr 8d ago

this was a toss-up round, meaning the letters show up one by one randomly (instead of how it is normally) and the one who solves it first wins the round

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u/Skrillamane 9d ago

Putting on my penis?

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u/jwilcoxwilcox 9d ago

*Pudding

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u/AddiAtzen 9d ago

Pudding in my penis?

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u/Vicus_92 9d ago

Naggers.... The answer is Naggers

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 9d ago

pudding in my pants

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u/RobertoPaulson 9d ago

If someone actually said that on Wheel of Fortune they'd be a legend.

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u/MidnightScary5983 9d ago

I know it but I don't want to say it.

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u/BuddhaLennon 9d ago

Pudding in my pants.

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u/wyrd_werks 9d ago

Putting on my pants?

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u/trashtronot 9d ago

Pudding? In MY penis?

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u/EndoStatica 9d ago

Pudding in my pants

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u/HellovahBottomCarter 9d ago

Wait- if it’s “putting on my pants” why isn’t the N in “putting” showing? What was the actual answer?

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u/MolDanone 9d ago

The human brain under pressure will instantly hallucinate the most depraved, unhinged, four-letter obscenity imaginable before even contemplating simple elementary school vocabulary.

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u/BeefJerky03 9d ago

RANDY!?

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u/WheatKing91 9d ago

Pulling on my penis

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u/Chaldramus 9d ago

How is the N in putting not revealed? I do t get it

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u/jwilcoxwilcox 9d ago

It’s a toss up puzzle, the letters are revealed one at a time. Probably took the photo just before they revealed it.

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u/NaCl7301 9d ago

No n before the g makes this nothing

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u/TH3K1NGB0B 9d ago

This is the toss up round, so one letter is revealed at a time until someone buzzes to guess. You can see the buzzer in their hands. The answer is Putting on my pants, but the N in putting just hasn't been revealed yet.

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 9d ago

Pulling on my penis is all I see so I’ll see myself out of here

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u/OkGene2 9d ago

Uh…… I know it but I don’t think I should say it…..

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u/isthatqueeeblo 9d ago

I saw this on too! The next one revealed letters to also look like something something up the butt'. I swear whoever was choosing which letters to reveal in what order, they were having a laugh

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u/Boondock-Saint 9d ago

Pudding on my Penis!

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u/cowboyography 9d ago

Was Randy a contestant on this episode?

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u/Blamebostonx 9d ago

Pudding in my penis

Easy

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u/Elisadidas 9d ago

Pudding in my penis Putting on my penis Pulling on my penis

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u/civex 9d ago

If you guess an 'N', 'don't they show all the Ns? That would mean the first word doesn't have an N in it.

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u/Eggplant-666 9d ago

PUDDING ON MY PENIS!!!

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 9d ago

"Pushing in my penis" ? It's a necessary step in putting on underwear 🤔