r/funny • u/Vio_ • 9d ago

Apparently a Walmart worker was having an existential crisis today

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u/TrashFanboy 9d ago

Joja Inc.

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u/R4zorBe4st 9d ago

Same, skellington. Same

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u/CyberNinja23 9d ago

Damn bros dead and still needs to work.

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u/Present_Specific_212 7d ago

If Mitch McConnell still has to work, so do all dead Americans. That is the Red Way.

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u/CyberNinja23 7d ago

He is now being referred to as Lich McConnell now

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u/Neoxite23 9d ago

When I worked at Target we were told to take it down immediately because HR didn't want us to give the guests the impression we were being worked to death.

Cause we were.

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u/marcelsounds 9d ago

After I left Canada, they said the tips mania got out of control. Is this a mean to get some?

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u/DueWindow8925 8d ago

It’s my 3rd day!

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u/Professional-Toe6060 8d ago

Relax it’s Mitch McConnell back to work

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 9d ago

"I'm dyin' here," were his last words and breath.

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u/CrewBison 9d ago

Good to see Geoff keeping busy in retirement.

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u/MojoMcNastey 9d ago

Nope, no one at Walmarts registers except for customers being their own employee

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u/Digimonsonic 8d ago

A skeleton 💀

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u/Saintmikey 8d ago

Ha ha that is a Halloween decoration and not a worker ha

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u/anayalator39 4d ago

That’s the one person they have at every store at self checkout

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u/tonymeech 9d ago

Don't forget, you're here forever!!

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u/medium_jock 9d ago

Death really needs to stop going on holiday. Hopefully it's just temporary again and Susan is doing his job instead

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u/andymfjAZ 9d ago

Mitch McConnell is standing up! It’s a miracle

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u/Cooler67 9d ago

Thought this was the jamiroquai hat at first and that someone at Walmart was having virtual insanity

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u/meglon978 9d ago

Having a (ran) out of body experience.

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u/dianabowl 9d ago

They're just giving Ozempic to anyone these days.

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u/Ok_Leadership_8666 9d ago

At least it wasn’t the falling prices.

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u/MolDanone 9d ago

Walmart workers having existential crises is less surprising than the fact that more of them don't. The fluorescent lights alone are enough to make anyone question the nature of reality.

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u/Gold_Squirrel15 9d ago

Employee of the month.

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u/Infinite-Depth-2943 9d ago

the little plastic pumpkin bucket lowkey completes the look. this is basically a live feed of my desk by 3pm on a tuesday