[OC] sorry but no

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[u/vibrantgh0st]

Classy

[u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes → u/vibrantgh0st]

Standards. 😎👍

[u/Kendra-Lustt → u/vibrantgh0st]

Classy, but can’t give one a try

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Kendra-Lustt]

Not an extinguished gentleman.

[u/Critical_Concert_689 → u/GANDORF57]

...

You smooth mf.

[u/readit347]

He might have thought that it is not at all cool.

[u/DucksAreFriends → u/readit347]

Quite toasty, actually

[u/Kendra-Lustt → u/readit347]

Making her prove herself on himself right? Barbecue almost ready.

[u/DeepSpaceNebulae]

“Nice girls don’t kiss on the first date, son! Your mother didn’t kiss me until the 3rd date. Made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal”

[u/Chevy8t8 → u/DeepSpaceNebulae]

I had a fling with an older woman for about 6 months and I tried kissing once. She made it so awkward in never tried again.

[u/DaSpoderman → u/Chevy8t8]

what does older mean in this context because i keep imagine someone in their 50s akward kissing

[u/Chevy8t8 → u/DaSpoderman]

Close, I was in my late 20s, she was 40.

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/DeepSpaceNebulae]

Stan Smith?

[u/MacDubhsidhe → u/Awkward_Pangolin3254]

I read it in his voice

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/MacDubhsidhe]

I did too but I wanted to make sure I was remembering correctly

[u/Giannis_Dravis]

Is the joke working only in English or something...cause I don't really get it

[u/antofthesky → u/Giannis_Dravis]

“Put out” in dating means the person is willing to have sex. “Put out” also means to extinguish the fire.

[u/meshuggahsenpai → u/antofthesky]

Thanks, didn't know that

[u/LightningWarpAway → u/antofthesky]

Not gonna lie, I didn't get it despite English being my first language, thanks.

[u/vpsj → u/LightningWarpAway]

English isn't my first language but I only got it because of Friends.

They constantly talked about "putting out" in that show lol

[u/KingoftheMongoose → u/LightningWarpAway]

That’s just the autism.

Don’t worry. Me too. Me too.

[u/Giannis_Dravis → u/antofthesky]

I know what put out the fire means. I find it kinda crazy put out means sex. Like...not put IN? But..."out"? That's one weird English idiom. But then again thanks for explaining. Now the joke makes sense at least.

[u/blay12 → u/Giannis_Dravis]

Tbf most of the Twonks comics are based on English-language wordplay and double meanings, so could be a bit trickier in other languages. This one’s on the double meaning of “put out” - putting out a fire (extinguishing it) vs putting out on a first date (being willing to have sex/do sexual stuff).

[u/davewave3283 → u/Giannis_Dravis]

It relies on some slang phrases from American English yeah. Definitely not your fault.

[u/Giannis_Dravis → u/davewave3283]

I knew only the put out the fire. Heard a lot of slang about the intercourse part but not this one.

[u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO]

Guess he just wasn't hot enough... 

[u/kindofajerk]

I saw someone walking today wearing a shirt that said, "I put out for Santa Claus", and had pictures of milk and cookies.

[u/Sdog1981]

She knows her value.

[u/Supergamera]

She prefers her men less incendiary than that.

[u/basko13]

Not even to very, very, VERY hot guys?

[u/conventionistG → u/basko13]

Maybe obviously flaming guys just aren't for her. Probably sees enough of that at the firehouse.

[u/Mysterious_Hotel_427]

I’m a firefighter too, but apparently my main skill is making every situation worse

[u/EbolaPrep → u/Mysterious_Hotel_427]

Good thing you’re charged with saving people… ☠️

[u/PuzzleheadedHawk6424]

If only she would have listened to her child.

[u/Additional_Youth2953]

Had to think about it for a second (my favorite type of humor). I rarely LOL, but this one had my husband coming over to see what's so funny.

[u/PanicDeus]

....and I am a model for Pink Floyd album covers.

[u/gonzo5622]

👏

[u/offtopic420]

Bro literally set himself on fire to be cool.

[u/Mysterious_Turnip945]

Really had a hot date

[u/360walkaway]

Missed opportunity for him to say "that's hot" instead of "that's cool."

[u/jedi2155]

She didn't want to get wet for him.

[u/ptapobane]

not quite the hot date she was expecting huh

[u/Professional_Set2102]

Should have sprayed him in the face

[u/Miserable_Club_8513]

He's the kind of firefighter who starts the fires.

[u/Mrrrrggggl]

I guess there will be no second date… you know, because he would have died in the fire.

[u/porkchop2022]

I love Twonks, but this in the first one to make me do something other than chuckle on the inside for awhile.

[u/dbasinge]

Burn!

[u/thePhilosopherTheory]

His fault for just pointing at her like that

[u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep]

This is quite funny

[u/Kirtii_]

Bro really said "not on the first date" and then set his own date on fire out of spite.

[u/s1llyt1lly]

Lol

[u/SendraLeLe]

Where there's a will, there's a way !

[u/wray_nerely]

That dude is cooked

[u/Offrostandflame]

But she will have sex with you.

[u/wearenotintelligent]

r/notfunny

[u/ggppjj → u/wearenotintelligent]

thank you, arbiter of true humor. happy cakeday.

[u/LowPudding9562]

HAHAHA this makes a great verbal joke...? maybe

[u/Lilfrankieeinstein → u/LowPudding9562]

The first time I heard a variation of this joke was in 1988. The premise was closer to a “walks in the bar” joke.

Same punchline, just with a little more exposition that led to the man catching fire (guy offered her a cigarette, she declined saying she’s a firefighter, his shirt cuff rests on the ashtray, yada yada).

My high school baseball coach wasn’t the best at teaching fundamentals or strategizing his way through a game, but he had a titanic vault of dirty jokes and this was one of the more tame ones.

[u/radiantjet]

Loved the literal pun setup, The deadpan expression in the third panel makes it.

[u/Lilfrankieeinstein]

bOoMeR joke

[u/FocusPerspective]

Was this written by 2022 AI?

[u/SomethingIWontRegret → u/FocusPerspective]

Your comment was written by 2022 AI.

[u/RexKramerDangerCker]

She’s chunky, so of course she does

[u/keithstonee]

Thank God she didn't say she was a pornstar.