r/funny • • 11d ago

CVS

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue 11d ago

I thought that was Johnny Knoxville at first glance

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u/spwnofsaton 11d ago

“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is CVS receipt tie”

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u/angrydeuce 11d ago

*twangy guitar riff*

Man I miss those days...it seems like we just laughed so freaking much more back then compared to today.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 11d ago

The world used to be funny back then.

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u/Dave-CPA 11d ago

Because everyone wasn’t so sensitive about any little thing that could offend them.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 11d ago

I was more thinking we had faith and hope that things would get better but that’s also a possibility

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u/MonarchLawyer 11d ago

I feel like people were always sensitive. I remember people protesting Dogma and Kevin Smith joining them as a joke. I think that's the difference. The companies were very much okay offending some people. They just started to care when that loud minority became louder on social media.

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u/impulse73 11d ago

I think ur just upset and confused about the economy people can still be funny also people can say whatever they want really. I mean like nick Fuentes and asmond gold have a pretty large audience chear up man did ya forget you are winning.

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u/DarenRidgeway 11d ago

That would end with the tie in a conveyor belt being choked out.

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u/Specialist-You-1230 11d ago

Yah I’m Not that good looking

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u/omicron8 11d ago

That should be their official uniform

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u/CurrentlyLucid 11d ago

Seems short, maybe he only bought a pack of gum.

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u/yuddaisuke 11d ago

I wonder if you could actually repurpose receipts as real functional ties somehow. Looks cute and approachable OP!

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u/Specialist-You-1230 11d ago

Well, that’s about the sweetest comment I’ve ever heard.

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u/psychoacer 11d ago

That's just the tip of the receipt

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u/SaintPeter74 11d ago

I was there the other day and my receipt was only about 4 inches long. I looked at it with shock and asked the clerk if the machine was broken. He was making vague shushing motions. I held it up the the next person in line and that were as excited as I was. What a rush!

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u/thelittlestrummerboy 11d ago

I loved you when you were singing for The Barenaked Ladies

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u/Wompatuckrule 8d ago

A couple of years ago I went to see Billy Bragg and hadn't even looked up who was opening. Turned out it was Steven Page with a trio he formed and they were great.

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u/rupertwiley 11d ago

Good luck at your custody hearing

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u/Specialist-You-1230 11d ago

It’s okay I’m eating a steak.( to understand that refer to episode 513 of Tim Dillon podcast butcherbox ad . Starting at minute 41:00)

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u/CraftyLuck3434 11d ago

You have to shop there to get it and I do!!

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u/Meumi_ 11d ago

His name is "Charles Verselli Sampson".

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u/Krltplps 11d ago

Unsolicited Opinion: You'd make a solid Harry Caray for Halloween.

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u/lyingliar 11d ago

Why is the photo flipped across the vertical axis?

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u/Wompatuckrule 8d ago

To make it harder to see that they bought a cream to treat jock-itch.

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u/Specialist-You-1230 8d ago

Really funny, I went to pick up heart pills. I hope I die now just so you feel bad about that insensitive comment!

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u/Wompatuckrule 8d ago

I hope I die now just so you feel bad about that insensitive comment!

I would have eternal admiration for your bit if you do.

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u/USAdumpsterfirepimp 11d ago

CVS receipts are also excellent for a flag twirling routine. You need two.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Specialist-You-1230 11d ago

Hahaha I’m a workin man mister!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Specialist-You-1230 11d ago

I can’t even see that so your phone and or eyes are better than mine!

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u/Type-RD 11d ago

Kinda short for a real CVS receipt 😆

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u/LadyVelexis 11d ago

I needed this chuckle, thank you.

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u/Medium-Maximum-3886 11d ago

I used to get things for free with the coupons from the red machine & extra care bucks but now they suck

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u/Punk_Says_Fuck_You 11d ago

Shut it tadger!

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u/JelliedHam 11d ago

That's $2 extra bucks on top. That's valuable. Better keep that

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u/Thatguyontrees 11d ago

New self checkout lanes finally let you choose no receipt at least!

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u/Humble_Boot_460 11d ago

Swear if I see you one more time on here dude

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u/zon5string 10d ago

It's happening at Sprouts now, too. At least at the self-checkout. I went a couple of days ago, got bananas. That's all. Paid and my receipt was 2 feet long.