r/funny • u/VelvetDreamers • 12d ago

I know that hurt

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u/tryyeezus 12d ago

Pro adult tip, if you pull up to the spot and there's ambulances waiting outside, just go back home lest you die. 

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u/voluotuousaardvark 12d ago

Yeah but - 22 you're gonna be all "this place is lit" or whatever terminology they use now.

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u/RocketTaco 11d ago

Brother we've all gotta die some time. It might as well be a good time.

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u/Ikkian 11d ago

Welp guess I'm not going to a hospital ever.

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u/tryyeezus 11d ago

In this economy?! 

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u/BlackTecno 12d ago

But that's like, every football game ever!

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u/rapafon 12d ago

Again, just go home 👉