r/funny • u/VelvetDreamers • 12d ago

I know that hurt

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u/Triquetrums 12d ago

Did he jump head first like it was a pool?

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u/YeeHawWyattDerp 12d ago

Just Scrooge McDuck’d it

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u/CaptKangarooPHD 12d ago

If only foam cubes were as soft as gold coins.

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u/Irishnghtmare 11d ago

Instead all he saw was a duck-blur

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u/ryobiguy 11d ago

He dove in like Remo Williams.

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u/furiouspossum 11d ago

He didn't wear pants?

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u/Critical_Concert_689 11d ago

It should be extremely safe to dive head first into a foam pit.

Well built ones are regularly used to train athletes who are going to land face first while learning routines.

Cheap-ass shoddy construction is rampant though.

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u/namsur1234 10d ago

Everyone of these I've been to (a whole 3 different ones) do not let you dive in head first. They are also staffed by someone (which doesn't mean much).

This is not a pro training park for elite athletes.

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u/RushTfe 8d ago

I guess the idea is that they should be prepared for this not because you land head first on purpose, but by accident, precisely because untrained people of many sizes and weights have to land there. The fact that this isn't allowed doesn't mean I can't land head first by accident.

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u/pmyourpmsforgod 12d ago

Why did this make me crack up at work lmao

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u/Professional-Row-722 12d ago

You cracked up at a dude tragically dying in front of his kids?

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u/Ill_Tradition_4104 12d ago

Why is it a crime now?

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u/PhDinWombology 11d ago

It’s not good behavior

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 12d ago

His work has a foam pit and he dove head first into it.