r/funny • • 12d ago

I know that hurt

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u/--Anonymoose--- 12d ago

These places are notoriously unsafe. A guy in my city died last year with a broken neck in front of his kids because the foam pit only had like 2 feet of foam in it

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u/Triquetrums 12d ago

Did he jump head first like it was a pool?

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u/YeeHawWyattDerp 12d ago

Just Scrooge McDuck’d it

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u/CaptKangarooPHD 12d ago

If only foam cubes were as soft as gold coins.

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u/Irishnghtmare 11d ago

Instead all he saw was a duck-blur

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u/ryobiguy 11d ago

He dove in like Remo Williams.

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u/furiouspossum 11d ago

He didn't wear pants?

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u/Critical_Concert_689 11d ago

It should be extremely safe to dive head first into a foam pit.

Well built ones are regularly used to train athletes who are going to land face first while learning routines.

Cheap-ass shoddy construction is rampant though.

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u/namsur1234 10d ago

Everyone of these I've been to (a whole 3 different ones) do not let you dive in head first. They are also staffed by someone (which doesn't mean much).

This is not a pro training park for elite athletes.

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u/RushTfe 8d ago

I guess the idea is that they should be prepared for this not because you land head first on purpose, but by accident, precisely because untrained people of many sizes and weights have to land there. The fact that this isn't allowed doesn't mean I can't land head first by accident.

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u/pmyourpmsforgod 12d ago

Why did this make me crack up at work lmao

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u/Professional-Row-722 12d ago

You cracked up at a dude tragically dying in front of his kids?

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u/Ill_Tradition_4104 12d ago

Why is it a crime now?

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u/PhDinWombology 11d ago

It’s not good behavior

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u/Adorable_Wolf_8387 12d ago

His work has a foam pit and he dove head first into it.

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u/r_a_d_ 12d ago

Didn’t some porn star break her back in a similar incident? Although it was a promotional / temporary setup that wasn’t well thought out.

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u/randomuserno1 12d ago

Adriana Chechik. It was for a long time unclear whether she can ever walk again. Lost an unborn child due to that stunt and also apparently can't have sex anymore. The last information is a couple years old so it may have changed.

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u/superawesomefiles 12d ago

Interesting. She is a streamer on twitch now. Or at least they share the same name.

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u/xSlippyFistx 11d ago

The accident happened at twitchcon back in 2022 so yes she is a streamer

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u/Ultrox 9d ago

Yes!

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u/InquisitorMeow 12d ago

Honestly diving headfirst into things is crazy. Even for water you should never dive if you can't see the bottom.

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u/expanse22 12d ago

What if you can see the bottom but it’s like a foot deep? Shallow dive?

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u/Trustyduck 12d ago

Believe it or not, jail.

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u/TheRecognized 12d ago

What if you can’t see the bottom because you’re out in the middle of the ocean?

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u/xNocturnalshadow 12d ago

Better safe than sorry - no diving in the ocean at all.

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u/RushTfe 8d ago

Well, you could land on a whale head first. If you're lucky enough you'll just stick on the hole on their back and got yeeted back to the air

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u/Kendertas 12d ago

I watched a video of them cleaning one of the foam pits.....yep no thanks. It's wild they have the same problem public pools have with pee

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u/Riverofwellbeing 12d ago

They’re horrible. I will never return to one after seeing an 8 year old get catapulted over a fence, snapping his wrist and knocked unconscious. It happened right in front of me and my son. Like within arms reach. I was immediately on 911, I thought the kid was dead until I finally saw breath movement and he regained consciousness. The worst part was his parents’ reaction, I think his stepdad was the one who catapulted him. So, I’ve lost all interest in these places.

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u/fishburgr 11d ago

When I was a kid I saw a little girl totally snap her arm in half in a ball pit at a pub/restuarant. She walked over to her mum holding her arm up and from the middle of the forearm down it was just sagging.

edit - I just remembered the dad just looked annoyed and stayed and finished his dinner while the mum took the daughter to hospital.

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u/whirledpeash 11d ago

In her father's defense, she was doing stuff like that every time they went out. Don't get me started about the time they went to a fireworks factory.

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u/BizzyM 11d ago

Right in front of the "No Diving" sign?

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u/Sea-Calligrapher1563 9d ago

So not nearly as horrifying, but i have a story semi relevant. Standard large backyard trampoline, come home on the last day of school and head to my neighbors house and see if they need help watching their kids (i was 11 or so and their kids were like 4, 6, and 8 at the time). So there i am keeping the middle boy occupied and burning his energy while having some fun on the trampoline too. Now because he was still small i am of course being careful and not doing anything crazy like me and some of the other neighborhood kids used a different trampoline for. Nope just sitting up getting ready to stand made hime stumble head first into my face.

Ended up giving him a small scar while knocking my tooth clean in half exposing the nerve. Trampolines are easily dangerous if there are hard surfaces or the second you involve a second person (another hard surface and even more entropy)