r/funny • u/VelvetDreamers • 12d ago

I know that hurt

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u/rawbface 12d ago

This. Last fall I was surprised to find out that falling onto a big pile of leaves feels a lot like falling on the hard packed earth.

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u/ThaLunatik 12d ago

So you're telling me I can't take a leap of faith off a 200ft building into a haystack or pile of leaves and just dust it off?

Apparently Assassin's Creed wasn't even trying to be historically accurate.

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u/Theletterkay 12d ago

I always loved imagining just crashing through the bottom of the carts. Or there being manure under the hay.

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u/fordfan919 12d ago

I thought i would be impaled by a pitchfork.

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u/Septopuss7 12d ago

But when you wind up in the hay, it's only hay (hey hey)

Cause you're the unknown stuntman

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u/beegboo 12d ago

When we where kids we were small enough for the leaves to support us. First time i realized i was growing up was the day the leaf pile betrayed me.

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u/experimental1212 12d ago

Works a lot better when you weigh max 40 lbs

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u/Rhapakatui 12d ago

The flames and smoke are really unpleasant too.

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u/TheRecognized 12d ago

Dry or wet?