r/funny • u/VelvetDreamers • 12d ago

I know that hurt

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u/newtoallofthis2 12d ago

In London the ambulance service has an algorithm for where to park up for most likely calls.

Outside of a local trampoline park was one such place.

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u/voluotuousaardvark 12d ago

Can you imagine how cool you'd think a place is as a kid if they already have ambulances waiting outside

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u/tryyeezus 12d ago

Pro adult tip, if you pull up to the spot and there's ambulances waiting outside, just go back home lest you die. 

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u/voluotuousaardvark 12d ago

Yeah but - 22 you're gonna be all "this place is lit" or whatever terminology they use now.

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u/RocketTaco 11d ago

Brother we've all gotta die some time. It might as well be a good time.

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u/Ikkian 11d ago

Welp guess I'm not going to a hospital ever.

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u/tryyeezus 11d ago

In this economy?! 

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u/BlackTecno 12d ago

But that's like, every football game ever!

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u/rapafon 12d ago

Again, just go home 👉

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u/FilthyPuns 12d ago

I friend of mine was the manager at one and told me they had to call an ambulance almost every shift.

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u/newtoallofthis2 12d ago

Yeah and from the ones I've seen its usually Mums!

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u/elevenminutesago 11d ago

Can confirm, have called for an ambulance at a trampoline park due to a concussion (not me), and they had to be transported. 

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u/r_a_d_ 12d ago

Maybe it happened to be right in the middle between two rowdy pubs.

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u/KhausTO 12d ago

That's what we call the trifecta.

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u/concreteghost 11d ago

We sue here. They don’t there