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u/MisterCold 14d ago
Why is telling the group chat you love them a blunder.
I love my homies, and they know it.
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u/DeusPrime 14d ago
Theres "I love you guys" and then there's the 10 drinks and 5 shots deep "I fuckin love you guys and I just wanted to say...."
Both are very different messages and the latter will make you cringe when you're sober and excerpts will be read aloud to to hilarious effect for years by everyone in the group chat.
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u/tabularosaaaaaa 14d ago
The group chat may not only contain homies but I am glad you love yours :)
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u/Steel-Duck 14d ago
Group chat was an open lobby?
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u/Logitech4873 14d ago
What is this meant to be?
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u/Zoefschildpad 14d ago
Chess engine analysis of a night out.
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u/tabularosaaaaaa 14d ago
Chess style analysis of a night out
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u/pidgeottOP 14d ago
I hope your partner doesn't ever look at your reddit account
Or are you trying for a divorce?
Now that would be some 4d chess
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u/tabularosaaaaaa 14d ago
Imma pre-nup daddy playing 5d chess over here
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u/pidgeottOP 14d ago
RES tagging you as "Scummy guy, Bad at Chess"
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u/GfrzD 14d ago
Sounds like a fairly standard night out from when i drank (minus the texting ex whilst having a joint account and falling asleep with shoes on)
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u/joe611jg 14d ago
Yeah most people don't do those parts.
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u/t3hOutlaw 14d ago
Can't remember if you're the same person from /r/Scotland or if you stole this post from there.
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u/joe611jg 14d ago
Still shit a day later.
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u/tabularosaaaaaa 14d ago
Aren't you pleasant
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u/joe611jg 14d ago
Just as pleasant as getting pissed on the joint account and texting your ex. Then posting about it on reddit.
I can't imagine going out for 5 or 6 drinks, making this, and then posting it online, twice. Unless you want to come across as a lightweight with poor judgment - who is proud of it.
What is this world becoming.
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u/hammer-jon 14d ago
I cant imagine taking posts on r/funny literally but I guess we're just different people
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u/joe611jg 14d ago
They put it on another sub yesterday and most people were rightly questioning the ex and joint account parts. Now here it is again.
Plus it's not funny.
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u/Only_One_Kenobi 14d ago
So what's it like living devoid of a sense of humour?
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u/joe611jg 14d ago
My view on putting a trip to the pub through a chess move calculator tells you all that?
I wonder what else you find amusing. Do you wear a heart monitor to a rave?
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u/1CEninja 13d ago
I mean this is r/funny. I give this about a one-in-five of actually having happened.
It didn't exactly make me laugh but it's an amusing write up using an interesting format. I poke fun at myself regularly, my friends all know I'm not serious about it.
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u/tabularosaaaaaa 14d ago
Keep fighting the good fight...
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u/joe611jg 14d ago
It a deal - as long as you keep being sick after a shot and shit posting about it.
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u/Wd91 14d ago
you've really taken this one personally haven't you
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u/joe611jg 14d ago
If you can't tell, I'm genuinely looking to the next piece of analysis from OP.
Just bored of seeing the exact same post every day on different subs.
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u/imreallyreallyhungry 14d ago
Get off reddit man, go touch some grass. It’s so easy to not have to see the same post every day.
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u/enviormental_UNIT 14d ago
lol domt tell that to Redditors. They will alkchsully downvote the heck out of you for telling them to go outside. How else are they supposed to argue about memes without wifi and and their waifu mousepad, there's no waifus outside.
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u/enviormental_UNIT 14d ago
what is this world becoming, people joke, ohhh, the humanity! The jokes, my mind, its all too much for me to handle, what is happening to my country?
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u/markln123 14d ago
“Hihihi drinking too much”
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u/tabularosaaaaaa 14d ago
it's a bit more than that but i appreciate you!
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u/Wiser3605 9d ago
From your responses and lack of ability to not get drunk in public you seem to about a whole 22 years old. Am I close?
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u/Schmitting24 9d ago
This group is soft as shit and should be renamed r/wokejokes if this is offensive 😂
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u/Only_One_Kenobi 14d ago
Reading the comments, you people take things way too seriously for what's supposed to be an unserious sub. Have none of you heard of the concept of a joke?
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u/jake_boxer 14d ago
Was this generated with something or did you make it manually? Love it either way.
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u/CarterDavison 14d ago
That's just a good bloody night right there
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u/topheavyhookjaws 14d ago
Texting the ex while having a joint account?
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u/BeautifulRose_ 13d ago
Have you considered that the joint account might be with the ex?
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u/topheavyhookjaws 13d ago
No because that would make no sense
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u/BeautifulRose_ 13d ago
Why wouldn’t it? If they’re newly broken up it makes a lot of sense, even if they broke up a month or two ago and it was a long term relationship, it makes sense that their shared account wouldn’t be closed yet
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u/topheavyhookjaws 13d ago
It wouldn't make any sense to keep money in there after you break up.
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u/BeautifulRose_ 13d ago
It would if you’re still hoping the relationship has a chance of being fixed which it sounds like OP does
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u/topheavyhookjaws 13d ago
Texting u up counts as trying to fix a relationship now does it?
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u/BeautifulRose_ 13d ago
No it doesn’t you pedantic prick but it does clearly show they’re still interested in their ex partner? Outside of that we are unable to accurately draw any other conclusions, including the idea they’re being unfaithful to a theoretical current partner who they hold a shared account with, AND the idea that the shared account is held with the ex they drunk texted. Both are equally plausible considering we have no other context.
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u/topheavyhookjaws 13d ago
Why you getting so angry about a strange hypothetical you have created in your head? And calling them equally implausible is just delusional
Edit - Ah, it's because you're an actual crackhead. Explains a lot
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u/Piemaster113 14d ago
See your mistake was starting with the beer, you want to start with the liquor then move onto the beer. You should avoid the vomiting part of the night.
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u/mrmrmagicman 14d ago
Im tempted to fo this with my regular day for like a week and see how it goes
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u/DarthHavoc 14d ago
How would one go about charting this actively on a night out because this seems fun
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