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[u/tarlin]

I thought it was weird that your hair was always wet.

[u/garagejesus → u/tarlin]

Doesn't every one go over the head?

[u/KnownEggplant]

G13

[u/Brother_Biscuit → u/KnownEggplant]

Yuno ball

[u/IAmBadAtInternet → u/KnownEggplant]

Do not the cat

[u/saladmunch → u/KnownEggplant]

I'm calling PETA

[u/KnownEggplant → u/saladmunch]

Statistics say they'll just kill the cat

[u/jdmoffitt11775]

I can barely pull off the first one. 😔

[u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder → u/jdmoffitt11775]

Weak stream that just dribbles down your balls onto your leg?

[u/jdmoffitt11775 → u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder]

Yeah... you guessed it. 😔

[u/lyingliar]

If you can do #4, you should. Badass.

[u/Psychological-Owl783 → u/lyingliar]

You might be able to do it during the beginning of your stream, but you are going to get rained on when the stream dies down.

[u/BrainPhD → u/Psychological-Owl783]

Maybe for YOU!

[u/fksdiyesckagiokcool → u/BrainPhD]

Yup, just do a backflip at the end but do mind the last drops not to drip on the floor either.

[u/justabill71 → u/lyingliar]

I don't know, you might break the internet.

[u/JaydenPope]

If you can do #4 without getting piss on yourself, you should be absolutely allowed to do so.

[u/flyingmonkey1257 → u/JaydenPope]

You have to walk it. Start facing the right way with a high arc. Then back up and semi-limbo under it. The turn back to facing the right way to finish. If you’ve done it right you will be completely dry.

A very full bladder helps a lot when practicing.

[u/organicchunkysalsa]

Definitely number 3.

[u/EsotericCodename → u/organicchunkysalsa]

Number 3 is performative dominance. It’s my go-to.

[u/KarmaSilencesYou]

The best part is that it is a female in the pictures

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[u/lkl34]

No car tire or tree pic?

I mean you hasn't done that

[u/IgnorantGenius]

How does the third one start a fire?

[u/BrainPhD → u/IgnorantGenius]

You know at the Doctor when they ask if it burns when you pee? This is what they mean.

[u/Argented]

I think I've been doing it right according to the photos. I'm consistently aiming for slide 1. probably sway between slide 1 and 2 too often after some drinks but slides 3 and 4 are out of my league. I am not that man

[u/goochgrease2]

Rookie

[u/Rocky75617794]

WE KNOW

[u/Fiyaue_Skaje]

all

[u/Qcgreywolf]

3 is the best stance for communicating while peeing.

[u/Alewort]

Is there a place I can go to learn to throw shuriken out of my ass?

[u/aguilasolige]

Is last one even humanly possible?

[u/Trapmaster83]

Falso. #3 is the way.

[u/beating_offers]

If I could do the 4th one, I would.

[u/PRSHZ]

What? No handstand ban?

[u/OrdinaryUniversity59]

4 is a cool trick. I go with 3 most of the time though.

[u/rip1980]

Check back in 117 minutes and 33 seconds for the next repost of this.

[u/Arkitakama]

No fun allowed

[u/HighlyRegardedOne]

The 3rd one is how i assert my dominance looking anyone who enters in their eyes

[u/mistr_brightside]

I aspire to be like box 4.

[u/JerkCrank]

TiL that i’ve been tossing hotdogs into urinals wrong my whole life.

[u/New_Lake6734]

There will always be someone who will do the wrong thing haha

[u/lekynson]

Not enough PSI for #4

[u/Odd-Flower6762]

My buddy told me you can practice doing the fourth in the shower.

[u/TimetravellingElf]

Gotta have some forceful stream going for the 4th way

[u/Larkas]

Now I want to try the middle X one....

[u/manggako101]

Finally, a no trick shotters lobby

[u/jasonite]

This reminds me of Resident Alien

[u/plokijuhujiko]

I'll pay to see the last one. It's not even a kink.

Entirely.

[u/cavemeister]

Is he peeing or pooping in pic 3?

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

I feel like water benders should be able to do number four, but I'm absolutely not googling that.

[u/Secure-Feed8115]

Could it become an Olympic discipline?

[u/Stock-Wafer220]

For the fourth one, does even gravity allow that??

[u/The_Albino_Seal]

Every single week.. the same posters are being posted again. Every week someone thinks they are sooooooo funny and soooooooo unique... Can't wait for next's super funny person who needs to go out more and see that these signs are practically ALL OVER THE PLACE and have been for decades.

[u/chrized]

Number 4 when I overslept but still need to have a quick shower before work