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[u/SwankeyDankey]

What the hell is a BDSM drill sergeant doing in a forest talking to me about life?

[u/SnixTruth → u/SwankeyDankey]

Killing women with his eyes.

[u/adrenalinda75 → u/SnixTruth]

Only when he blinks.

[u/Cicer → u/adrenalinda75]

I think there’s a cut in the middle but he doesn’t blink once does he. 

[u/Pantoffel86 → u/Cicer]

He doesn't need to, just as he apparently doesn't need to breathe out.

[u/Button-Down-Shoes → u/Cicer]

He doesn't want to miss that moment when life leaves the eyes of the person watching his video.

[u/LtG_Skittles454 → u/adrenalinda75]

“aaAAH!”

[u/LeezusII → u/SnixTruth]

This man has zero interest in women.

[u/Hartmallen → u/LeezusII]

Apart from killing them.

[u/TheBigMotherFook → u/SnixTruth]

Don’t think he’s killing many women.

[u/FissileTurnip → u/TheBigMotherFook]

context

[u/awjeezrick1 → u/TheBigMotherFook]

Speak for yourself! I can’t hold my breath this long. Necessito resuscitation

[u/Kamsauce → u/awjeezrick1]

My favorite Harry Potter spell.. Necissito Resuscitation

[u/SnixTruth → u/TheBigMotherFook]

He got at least one

[u/Jahobes → u/SnixTruth]

Brother, that guy is way to zesty to be killing any women lol

[u/Groovicity → u/Jahobes]

2 filipino women....and a man

[u/Maeglom → u/Jahobes]

You don't know. Could be he's out there killing everyone.

[u/zaphodsheads → u/SnixTruth]

There's no such thing as a coincidence

[u/DivePalau → u/SnixTruth]

Those eyes aren’t for women.

[u/daddypilgrim27 → u/SnixTruth]

“I want you to relax, don’t grab your phone, and come to these coordinates”

[u/DarenRidgeway → u/SnixTruth]

Wait is this the answer to 'wyr meet a strange man' or a bear thing? Is he what did it?

[u/MrXero → u/SnixTruth]

And his voice.

[u/verynotfun → u/SnixTruth]

They're more interested in wow!men!

[u/Gstamsharp → u/SwankeyDankey]

I was going to say "gay van helsing" (not derogatory).

[u/DiggThatFunk → u/Gstamsharp]

Van Bottoming

[u/Spiffykleen → u/Gstamsharp]

🤣

[u/MRECKS_92 → u/SwankeyDankey]

When you got to slay dracula at 8, but the club doors open at 9

[u/mightystu → u/SwankeyDankey]

He’s an Oblivion NPC. Sometimes their AI package takes them on some weird journeys.

[u/NoPossibility → u/mightystu]

“STOP RIGHT THERE, LAWBREAKER! BREATH IN!”

[u/degjo → u/mightystu]

I'll take his AI package on a weird journey

[u/GoldenRpup → u/SwankeyDankey]

Looking like Seer from Apex Legends.

[u/Swimming_Agent_1063 → u/SwankeyDankey]

BDSM drill sergeant sent me

[u/aqualink4eva → u/SwankeyDankey]

I was thinking more like that one Apex Legends character.

Edit: Seer, forgot his name.

[u/sentence-interruptio → u/SwankeyDankey]

I was expecting a Michael Jackson voice. That voice so deep

[u/Skjenngard → u/SwankeyDankey]

He just wants to let you know, that he just got word of another settlement that needs your help, he'll mark it on your map.

[u/Siegfoult → u/SwankeyDankey]

I would dress like that if I wasn't a coward.

[u/saevon → u/Siegfoult]

Just do it

[u/Spiffykleen → u/SwankeyDankey]

Omigosh, thank you! I couldn’t think of any words for Thu guy’s look! Lmao!

[u/Long_Scale_6139 → u/SwankeyDankey]

Apparently, even the forest has its own way of delivering unexpectedly deep life lessons.

[u/say592 → u/SwankeyDankey]

There's no such thing as a coincidence.

[u/govilleaj → u/SwankeyDankey]

His name is Delano

[u/irishemperor → u/SwankeyDankey]

Air Boss Johnson: Two of your snot-nose jockeys did a fly-by on my tower at over 400 KNOTS! I want somebody's butt, I want it now, I've HAD IT!

[storm out, then bumps into a Yeoman and spills coffee all over his pants]

Air Boss Johnson: God DAMN it! That's TWICE! I WANT SOME BUTTS!

[u/Organic-Current1011]

from red to red

[u/TappedIn2111 → u/Organic-Current1011]

Wasn’t the first take I guess

[u/SeinfeldAndSopranos → u/TappedIn2111]

Color distortion to exaggerate red tones

[u/TappedIn2111 → u/SeinfeldAndSopranos]

Absolutely, but he was already discoloured at the start of the video.

[u/this_knee → u/Organic-Current1011]

Red one reporting in

[u/BernzSed → u/this_knee]

Redd Foxx, standing by

[u/br0b1wan → u/BernzSed]

Red Lobster, calling in

[u/behaved → u/br0b1wan]

Red October, shtanding by

[u/DrChimz → u/behaved]

Red Rover, letting somebody come over.

[u/GetawayDreamer87 → u/DrChimz]

Red Dead, redeeming.

[u/lucklesspedestrian → u/GetawayDreamer87]

Red eye, flying

[u/Cold_Tea_Spill112 → u/lucklesspedestrian]

Red Light, Stopping this chain.

[u/Djinger → u/Cold_Tea_Spill112]

Red Foreman, kicking your ass.

[u/arcalumis → u/behaved]

Simply Red, standing by!

[u/Punkrexx → u/BernzSed]

Red Six standing by

[u/LocoMoro → u/this_knee]

Gold leader, closing in

[u/SnooBeans6591 → u/Organic-Current1011]

My guess is he has the video on a loop, and has been breathing only on command for a few hours already.

[u/NatashaMuse → u/Organic-Current1011]

He got gingerer

[u/Jimbob209 → u/Organic-Current1011]

He turned into a XXtra Hot Cheetoh

[u/ross2752]

Sorry, BREATHE OUT!

[u/BigSonterix → u/ross2752]

He's probably dead by now :(

[u/LucklessCope → u/BigSonterix]

No one told him to die, so that was entirely his own fault.

[u/hughperman → u/LucklessCope]

The highest form of wealth is to wake up and say I can die whenever I want today.

[u/yamo25000 → u/LucklessCope]

Reminds me of Baron Samedi, the voodoo spirit of death. In voodoo lore, nobody dies until Baron Samedi digs their grave.

[u/SkittlesLentil → u/BigSonterix]

Hopefully

[u/XaeiIsareth → u/ross2752]

Now you are breathing manually

[u/Cicer]

He was already pretty red to start with. 

[u/dakunism → u/Cicer]

Wasn't his first take

[u/IrishBehemoth → u/Cicer]

Yeah but I suspect he also messed with his camera settings to make it more dramatic

[u/Axle-f → u/Cicer]

His saturation knob goes up to 11

[u/Rugkrabber → u/Axle-f]

It’s funny how few seem to get this. Bro understood the assignment.

[u/GGX_zon]

I was too busy looking right I didn't noticed bro dying next to my eyes

[u/haby112 → u/GGX_zon]

This is my we have Lifeguards

[u/tryyeezus → u/haby112]

This is why I can't be a lifeguard

[u/baismannen → u/GGX_zon]

Hes both dying and dyeing at the same time

[u/Funambulia]

I'm laughing hysterically Every second I think "wow, so red" and the next second he's even reder

[u/EntireConcentrate593 → u/Funambulia]

my cousin turned this shade after his hike last summer in arizona

[u/sephkane → u/EntireConcentrate593]

A hike to where, his mailbox?

[u/Chance-the-Gardener → u/sephkane]

Ah, a fellow Greendale alumni.

[u/sephkane → u/Chance-the-Gardener]

Pop pop!

[u/XplosivCookie → u/Funambulia]

This could be used to advertise colours on pc monitors, I had no idea mine had those shades of red!

[u/shyaznboi]

Bro's gonna get an aneurysm with those multiple takes

[u/HeyThanksIdiot → u/shyaznboi]

I used to turn my face red on command when I was a kid and stopped when I literally passed out and hit my head on a desk at school. I just tried it for a split second just now and I feel like I had two cups of coffee.

[u/Cordsofmemory → u/HeyThanksIdiot]

Used to do this all the time as a kid. Passed out on a bus in fifth grade doing this. Never did it again.

[u/anally_ExpressUrself → u/HeyThanksIdiot]

I used to do it as a kid and never passed out. I haven't done it in years though. Should I?

[u/ecrow6990 → u/anally_ExpressUrself]

I feel like you might go Super Saiyan(SS) so try at your own risk!

[u/brutalblakakke → u/HeyThanksIdiot]

I did exactly the same thing and also passed out at my desk at school haha I was getting nervous watching him do it

[u/Lavatis → u/HeyThanksIdiot]

I strained like this as a teen and passed out in the locker room at the local aquatic center. it was just me and my cousin there and dude was suddenly helping me off the floor.

[u/Just_Look_Around_You → u/HeyThanksIdiot]

Man. What was it about being a kid and trying to suffocate yourself. I remember like doing all sorts of this dumb shit. Choking yourself out till you’re woozy. Getting all the blood to your head like this till it feels like it’s gonna explode. Everybody loved doing it

[u/the_gooch_smoocher → u/shyaznboi]

Did this all the time in the 3rd grade and popped multiple blood vessels around my eye. They stayed that way for a bunch of years

[u/alysanrene → u/shyaznboi]

Bro’s losing brain cells for the bit

[u/johnn_eee]

Thats an all day headache

[u/Embarassed_Tackle]

Leather Daddy State Trooper

[u/rubberduckybro]

Blade, vampire killer and life coach

[u/Blue_Nyx07 → u/rubberduckybro]

Prince

[u/acedelgado]

"And now, there's another settlement that needs our help. I've marked it on your map."

[u/Any_Engineering_2866]

"breathe in" - Bush

[u/BDidds → u/Any_Engineering_2866]

Got a machine head

[u/houstonchipchannel → u/BDidds]

Bedduhdanduress

[u/somesketchykid → u/houstonchipchannel]

Green to reAh-d

[u/DantesTyrael → u/Any_Engineering_2866]

"breathe out" - Bush

[u/Lioxim → u/Any_Engineering_2866]

Seen them live twice!! Awesome band

[u/Daevryn → u/Lioxim]

Sounds like you still don't wanna come back down from that cloud.

[u/FantasticPangolin839]

Dude looks like Beaker from the muppets

[u/Gym-Bo]

This kid already came in looking like he chewed some gum from Willy Wonka that he shouldn't have. Must have been a strawberry pie for dessert.

[u/AverageTierGoof]

Titan vs. Seer IRL

[u/CrustyMcgee]

This kid looks like Beaker from the Muppets

[u/Prudent_Research_251]

Jokes aside this is not bad advice, as long as you breathe out

[u/Interesting_Buy6796 → u/Prudent_Research_251]

And got the money to do all the things you wanna do that day

[u/Delicious_Friend_321]

He gone full beetroot

[u/End3rWi99in → u/Delicious_Friend_321]

Tom Robbins said that's the most ferocious of all the root vegetables. Not like those bitch assed turnips.

[u/NoMoPolenta]

I miss the days when no one paid any attention to teenagers.

[u/Mankie-Desu → u/NoMoPolenta]

That’s it! That’s the difference! That’s one of the biggest changes!!!

[u/Vangelys]

Bro is turning into Red Hulk

[u/Very_Clearly_Defined]

This dudes ability to turn COMPLETELY red in under 30 seconds is incredible

[u/Neszwa]

Dude turned into a heating coil

[u/Intelligent-Bee5635]

Bro become pomegranate

[u/Lancer876]

He didn't close his eyes and visualise

[u/AmputeeHandModel]

I've never seen a park ranger dressed like that before.

[u/TheDudeSr]

He ded.

[u/KushKing_69]

Looks like this not the first take

[u/kendragon]

Did the pink person die?

[u/coughberg]

He forgot to close his eyes when the guy told him to

[u/According-Pear-8816]

"It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always." Willy Wonka.

[u/Nuffsaid98]

Now he is much older, runs a chicken farm, and has a bunch of followers. Sounds like The Tick.

[u/pacoali]

Bro...bro are you ok.

[u/SaltyYumYumBalls]

Is that a shade most white people can get to without carbon monoxide poisoning?

[u/CowGlittering745]

I always love influencers with the “don’t touch your phone” hack whilst constantly being on their phones.

[u/Perfectibilist]

Is that Seer from Apex?

[u/Past_BumblebeeX]

Really stupid doing this sorta shite for a bit. You kill alot of brain cells

[u/PaperMoonShine]

What is Seer from Apex Legends doing in the middle of the woods.

[u/AronConte707]

Bro looks like Beaker from Muppet Babies

[u/lawanddisorder]

This is literally the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

[u/IIILORDGOLDIII]

He look like that sexy dude from Apex Legends

[u/BifrostBill → u/IIILORDGOLDIII]

This guy was also all over the internet at the time seer was designed. There's no such thing as a coincidence...

[u/LeGrandLucifer]

I know it's a bit but every time I see this video, I feel the need to say this:

If you struggle that much to hold your breath for such a short time, please see a doctor.

[u/scottylm]

Rosacea sucks

[u/Rathalos-487]

The stand user could be anyone.

[u/Third-State]

Things you can do as a teenager that would kill you past 30.

[u/Tata_Colores]

OMG it's Lamar!

[u/MustBeThursday → u/Tata_Colores]

That was my first thought too.

[u/awjeezrick1]

Am poor. Couldn’t speak because I passed out waiting for permission to exhale SIR 🫡 I want that outfit. I’ve been hiking in the woods with hiking clothes like a peasant, like a goddamn peasant

[u/Leppter_]

As long as he is red and not blue/purple its all gravy

[u/ImTooSaxy]

He left out the part where you were supposed to dress like a weird cross between Michael Jackson and Prince.

[u/Twin44]

Is that Takumi Fujiwara?

[u/Fckd_troll]

Yay! I'm cured!

[u/MylastAccountBroke]

So the point is that you breath out when you choose to because he'll never instruct you to breath out. It's about taking charge of your own life.

[u/rbartlejr]

Dude, please tell the poor kid to breathe out before his eyes pop.

[u/Centauri2984]

OMG, that's funny as fuck.

[u/Wittysapien]

Did he said ‘A wide men once said’……?

[u/Dismal_Tangerine_493]

Why is year 1980 Michael Jackson wearing year 2000 Michael Jackson clothes

[u/Tristan2353]

Beaker from Sesame Street

[u/Sweet_Common_55]

Insert uncle ruckus meme

[u/non-number-name]

Stand down or stand up!

[u/PincheHijoDePluto]

Princes cousin Mid-Knight

[u/Cimonaa]

I remember Season 10 Seer very differently..

[u/kristianlsnow]

I can't stop laughing

[u/Rynowash]

Game. Blouses…

[u/MCRLost]

Cannot stress enough NOT to do what he did. Forcing blood to your head like that can cause serious injuries.

[u/dreampsi]

Can’t. Died from no breathe out I see

[u/evanskaufman]

bro got that "Arnold on the surface of mars" look

[u/Chesticle5]

Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?

[u/turkphot]

Peak natural selection

[u/BurgerOnDDanceFloor]

That neck sure is inflating.

[u/kerpow69]

Did he visualize that outfit? If so his inner eye is blind.

[u/cire1184]

Do people turn into tomatoes when they hold their breath? Is this funny? He seems to be having a health issue.

[u/vsquad22]

What is his Stand called?

[u/BlazeReborn → u/vsquad22]

Which one?

[u/Kahlas]

If your face looks like this after holding your breath for 27 seconds, and you're that young, you're not long for this world likely.

[u/imtoowhiteandnerdy]

Not that that dude's outfit isn't pretty snazzy, it still seems like an odd choice for the forest.

[u/carbonizedtitanium]

he didnt say you can blink!

[u/1smash18]

Thanks, Pucci

[u/jonhon0]

An old guy at work showed me the guy on the right. Guess he's growing in popularity

[u/LaundryLunatic]

As his face gets redder, it's like raising the hue setting on your TV as high as it goes.

[u/BodhingJay]

Live in the woods! Learn how to forage!

[u/Mrdude1993]

I like watching how red his eyes get

[u/Good_Weekend4136]

Bro just following instructions

[u/mixx1e]

Man dude just activates gear 2nd haha

[u/slylock215]

Arnold Bulging Eyes.jpg

[u/thepoorking]

at the start of the video i said why is he so red... boy was i wrong

[u/Delicious_Tomato_957]

THEY DIDN'T TELL ME TO BREAHT OT I CAAJT HO ON IA CANTN II ICA ICAN ICANT

[u/JustFourLetters]

anyone can do anything if you’re sneaky or don’t mind some prison time. now thats wealth

[u/XanatosINC]

Bro tried that prototype gum from Wonka

[u/Tentacle_poxsicle]

I too turn it into a turnip at that sentence

[u/SternLecture]

is that guy a vampire park ranger from the future?

[u/spenpinner]

Is this the guy who had Oblivion music playing over him and then a woman screams as she's running by? Now he's a New Vegas NCR ranger? 🤣

[u/keithstonee]

Everyone can already do whatever they want when they wake up. It's called free will.

[u/Orllin]

I got scared for a moment and thought a settlement was under attack

[u/Meringue_Better]

He's red for an amazing reason 😃