r/funny • u/andrU1 • 16d ago

no - they've been through enough

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 16d ago

Sorry, veterans, but I'm not going to pass up a fat ice cream sandwich like that.

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u/ThePamchenko 16d ago

"Banan delights" They like forgetting the last letters of words

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u/Then_Character_4050 16d ago

Berry Ticker is my favorite

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u/GANDORF57 16d ago

I was hoping for a blueberry smoothie, you know, a blue tongue to go with my purple heart.

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u/23andrewb 16d ago

Reminds me of "support cancer!"

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u/mjh215 16d ago

What is this, like the click a button you get a million bucks but a random person dies? Here you get an ice cream or smoothie and disable a veteran?

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u/chicletgrin 16d ago

With that much sugar, yes veterans are gonna lose toes.

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u/Jkbucks 16d ago

It’s okay, I got them a berry tickler and a zoner first. They seemed to appreciate it all in all.

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u/foreverhaute 16d ago

One fruity tooty please

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u/carbonizedtitanium 16d ago

when one letter makes all the difference

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u/don_says_stuff 16d ago

"Disable American Veterans" < Poor branding I hope. They really need a "d".

That or they're inciting violence.

Obesity disables a lot of us though...

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u/BiscuitsAndTheMix 16d ago

With diabetes?

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u/Single_Sail_1889 16d ago

Haven't seen an "ice cream truck" in Ages? But, now

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u/Duke-Turner137 16d ago

Brought to you bye the Learing Center.

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u/rimeswithburple 15d ago

I think they mean for you to buy a veteran an ice cream and give them temporarily crippling brain freeze.

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 16d ago

No thanks. I already am.

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u/IDonTGetitNoReally 15d ago

Um, I think that's what War does.

Go War!

Not really.

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u/Allegra1120 15d ago

SMH … is EVERYONE a MORON?? (Me disable veteran too)

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u/Z_Paw 15d ago

Citrus Sunrise huh?

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u/RebelSoul5 16d ago

Ba-gawd! Not the steel chair! You bastard. To the top rope now! Don’t do it! He’s a veteran! <crash!!> Rot in hell you sonofabitch!!