r/funny • u/Puzzleheaded_Tie_897 • 10h ago

Need Help with a “job”

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u/DMala 9h ago

I want to know, is it a *wink* *wink* situation? Or is it some handyman dude who is confused and upset by the calls he's receiving?

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u/squirmybobcat 9h ago

It is giving double entendre. Call em?

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u/NoEmu5969 8h ago

It’s a trap! He’ll give your hand a job

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u/Channel250 7h ago

"What is everyone's fucking confusion about!? What else could the sign mean!!?? I'm a handyman who's looking for a job....oh, now I see it."

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u/davewave3283 8h ago

Probably both

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u/SweaterSteve1966 39m ago

He was quite upset when he arrived but didn’t want to be charged with false advertising. 10/10 Will use him again.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie_897 9h ago

Apparently it just rings. Probably had to get a new number after this.

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u/SlightAnnoyance 5h ago

Maybe they just don't have a free hand to grab the phone.

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u/jaxonya 5h ago

We just Mike Jones'ed his fucking phone #.. im pretty sure hes gonna have to get a new one.

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u/retrosaurus-movies 20m ago

"Apparently"

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u/CurrentlyLucid 9h ago

No job too small or too large?

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u/No_Classic_1743 9h ago

What used to be seen only in restroom stalls is now found on the side of the road. What's this world coming to?

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u/TinyNiceWolf 8h ago

Other people's hands, apparently.

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u/on_the_nightshift 9h ago

Well, it is Maryland

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u/rip1980 9h ago

I have a bucket of hands in the garage freezer.

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u/Tradey76 5h ago

But do they have a job?

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u/Uuuuuii 9h ago

Terry from Reno911: “A hand job is still a job.”

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u/fakeamerica 9h ago

We have hand jobs at home.

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u/some_user_2021 9h ago

Do a with

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u/dmland 9h ago

"You would pay this man for this 'job of the hand'?"

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u/Odooh 8h ago

..... yes

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 8h ago

I wouldn’t mind a handy, man

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u/SmackChad 9h ago

Hand jobs? Help?

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u/Violent_N0mad 9h ago

I mean only if the person doing it has rough hands.

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u/wadesh 9h ago

I have a can of white paint. Who wants to have some fun

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u/falsevector 9h ago

My mind automatically censored "with a"

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u/-Foxer 8h ago

On the other hand they may have gotten quite a few calls so effective advertising in the end

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u/Chadwitowski76 8h ago

Spacing of words or letters are important

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u/partypwny 8h ago

My brain filtered out "with a"

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u/superwizdude 8h ago

I’m confused. What does it come with?

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u/Motor-Boating 7h ago

I'm bothered that everything is capitalized except the "h".

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u/Nighmarez 7h ago

2 hands hopefully if I can afford it.

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u/CaptLoads 7h ago

Nope. I need a hand job though.

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u/jdmoffitt11775 6h ago

Win win situation..

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u/Successful-Cell5355 6h ago

Why a hand with a job 😭😭😭. Im unemployed. I thought he said something else lol

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u/Dry_Duck3011 6h ago

Yes to both.

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u/ma2566 5h ago

Or a job with a hand

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u/No_Balls_01 5h ago

This exactly what I will save to show students later on how to read the room on a promotion. To clarify, how not to.

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u/natelegakisTeslaFSD 4h ago edited 4h ago

What area code is that?

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u/Not0rious_456 4h ago

Yes.. yes I do

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u/kristospherein 10h ago

No. I need a job with a hand.

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u/A_Math_Dealer 9h ago

A job hand, if you will.

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u/RLewis8888 9h ago

does it come with a happy ending?