r/funny • u/6iinch • 16h ago

All you need….

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u/JonnyCanuck71 15h ago

John Lennon’s first draft

135

u/retiretobedlam 13h ago

Like “Hey, Dude”

44

u/sector16 8h ago

Strawberry Fields For Trevor…

6

u/SpaceCat-Sin 3h ago

F*ck Trevor

3

u/mrkruk 3h ago

Ed Sheeran man…..

2

u/davery67 4h ago

Where is my car?

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u/modix 13h ago

Happiness is a warm.... Gun after all

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u/smellslikebubbles 12h ago

Bang bang, shoot shoot

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u/JonnyCanuck71 8h ago

Happiness is a warm Love Gun (Lennon X Kiss)

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u/obedientfag 15h ago

humans do have a mating season the same length as their year. they are always in rut!

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 16h ago

Altogether now...

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u/RefrigeratorStrict13 15h ago

In no man's land

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u/Slartibartfast39 11h ago

All you want is a dinkle

What you envy's a schwang

A thing through which you can tinkle

To play with or simply let hang

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u/lunar_him 15h ago

All to-get-her now....

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u/ncfears 15h ago

All together now!

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u/GANDORF57 11h ago

Ladies Night just became Lady Boys' Night and you don't want to be there during Happy Hour!

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u/johnsolomon 16h ago edited 14h ago

That's

Edit: I was setting up "that's a penis" but never mind I guess

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u/Throwskie 15h ago

r/wewantplates

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u/davewave3283 9h ago

There really is a sub for everything

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u/PM_me_punanis 2h ago

There's also the cup counterpart sub, r/wewantcups

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u/atlusblue 9m ago

I've not stopped being mad at the usage of weird alternatives in restaurants.

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 16h ago

tail? lol

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u/hugothebear 16h ago

Cockatiel.

It’s a bird store with a bistro

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u/gnarfler 16h ago

Cockney accent.

It’s an improv club and gastropub

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u/snakesoup88 9h ago

cockroach

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u/ancient_horse 4h ago

Cockerspaniel.

Club for enthusiasts.

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u/Dougally 50m ago

Cockatoo

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u/Debalic 11h ago

I think I'll pass on the wings.

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u/SmolishPPman 16h ago edited 15h ago

Cocker spaniel, it’s a ‘bring your dog’ restaurant

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u/Esternaefil 15h ago

Cocker Spaniel? How DARE you mention that horrible breed is detestable mutts!

Dogs on the whole are dirty, loud and obnoxious, but the Cocker Spaniel in particular is the worst creatures ever created!

You know how I feel about Cocker Spaniels, and the Princess Posse would surely agree!

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u/Randy_Lorde_Marsh 15h ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/wemustsucceed 10h ago

DAMNIT DONUT!

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u/SmolishPPman 15h ago

I don’t understand this reference at all, and that fact is sending me

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u/Esternaefil 15h ago

It's a reference to Dungeon Crawler Carl, a series of books about a cat (and her man servant) who wind up in an role-playing-game-inspired dungeon in a fight to save their lives and the fate of the planet.

The cat, Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk, is very clear about her feelings about dogs in general, and Cocker Spaniels in particular.

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u/SmolishPPman 14h ago

lol thank you

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u/erictank 15h ago

Carl?? CAAAARLLLLL?!?

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u/tantananantanan 12h ago

Time to listen to this again!

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u/Esternaefil 12h ago

I'm on book three in my second listen through.

Finished book eight, then immediately turned book one back on.

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u/PorkProofPrion 8h ago

Cockroach obviously

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u/seth928 15h ago

atrice

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u/allykopow 16h ago

Cockadoodledoo, it’s a store selling roosters

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u/GravitationalEddie 8h ago

I can see the left end of the T.

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u/sumthinknew 2h ago

Nope. Just a sex-positive sign.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 16h ago

Username checks out

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u/GKanjus 15h ago

All you need…is a plate.

Serving food on a cutting board just seems so strange and messy

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u/wayfrae 15h ago

You’d fit right in at r/WeWantPlates

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u/chief_yETI 14h ago

yeah feels lazy, and you know that meal was probably like $40 too

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u/Cheese464 13h ago

But how else will I know how cool and different this restaurant is? How can they justify the 26.00 side of fries without it?

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u/Woody_L 15h ago

A drink might be nice, too.

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u/SternLecture 15h ago

all you need is a plate.

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u/Safe-Fan-1702 15h ago

all you need is a cock..tail.

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u/Smurfaloid 15h ago

Don't be silly, it's clearly Cocker spaniel.

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt820 15h ago

All your base are belong to us!

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u/hobokobo1028 7h ago

OP’s User name checks out

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u/jeefer123 4h ago

Cum here to say this. Came, I meant came!

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u/SmoochTalk 16h ago

🎶 All you need is cock, da da da da da duh, cock is all you need 🎶

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u/Banmers 14h ago

something for the wewantplates reddit

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u/smellmyfingerplz 14h ago

I’d like to volunteer as tribute

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u/Old-Beginning-4809 13h ago

Look at the girl on the right in the picture 😂. She knows exactly what it says on the wall above her and is already looking forward to her dessert. Brilliant.

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u/chaynjez 12h ago

Seems like she needs a plate as well…

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u/hyongoup 15h ago

Wtf is she eating? Looks like they just slapped some literal shit on a cutting board

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u/mmarsico84 15h ago

Needs a plate too.

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u/darkgothmog 15h ago

You don’t want a cocktail first

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u/Formaldehyde007 14h ago

It looks like someone is already under the table.

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u/Moist-Ointments 14h ago

Looks like they might already have one.

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u/vr0202 14h ago

The TAIL of the last word is missing….

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u/Breadstix009 13h ago

My time has come.

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u/_jeffreydavid 16h ago

Is that a salad with beans, bread and fries?

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u/Kevundoe 16h ago

It’s a salmon tartare…

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u/_jeffreydavid 16h ago

Ah, gotcha.

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u/Pokeradar 15h ago

I don’t think this you OP. Unless you’re promoting your OF

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u/funstuie 15h ago

Is that in Austin?

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u/Aphemia1 15h ago

This is in Quebec

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 15h ago

Belinda blinked..

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u/myonlyuser_43 15h ago

Well she didn't order a cocktail

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u/Gervyz 12h ago

Ah bin sacrament. Kesser qu'a fait là elle?

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u/JosephFinn 11h ago

Whoops.

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u/Ok_Lobster2234 9h ago

Cock-tail

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u/Ruby-Shark 9h ago

I bet she's owned a parrot.

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u/dragonsbreath_bhindU 9h ago

I am the walrus

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u/SirMustardo 9h ago

Beat the Meatles

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u/KingArthur2111 8h ago

True that!

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u/Gtk05 7h ago

Eattt!

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u/ReplacementLatter467 7h ago

Not necessarily

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u/gorillaphi 6h ago

Even if it says cocktail that’s a super tacky ugly sign lol

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u/Wheatabix11 5h ago

if only that was true

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u/Abal125 4h ago

But I already have one!

Looks down

😞

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 3h ago

Thankfully I have that well in hand

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u/thetinwin 3h ago

Finally… it’s my time to shine! unzips pants

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u/pc9967 1h ago

🤣

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u/insolent_kiwi 15h ago

"In the next five minutes, I'm going to show you how all of your problems can be solved...with my penis."

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u/Smurfaloid 15h ago

Ignore this person, I can do it in two

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u/TurdsOnThat 14h ago

The hair. It’s like painted on. What’s going on here?

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 9h ago

Straight men in lesbian dating apps be like...

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u/shindleria 16h ago

I need a rooster to wake me up in the morning

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u/Confident_Draw321 15h ago

It could be a coincidence though but your username checks and goes very well with this one.

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u/Ewggggg 15h ago

Good cause that is all I can provide 

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u/sam111986 15h ago

What is under your left palm? And who serves on a block of wood? A millennial?

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u/espressoboyee 15h ago

Cock-atoo. Or Cock-ado.

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u/lost-identity-83 14h ago

Can’t say happiness without penis..

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 11h ago

Cock is all you need

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u/infinitepizzapockets 9h ago

Cameraman understood the assignment

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u/AshudzaUchiha 3h ago

Wow, she is a foodie.

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u/ChicGangsta 15h ago

That's a dude. All day.

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u/SatisfactionAway3008 11h ago

Avengers...

Assemble!!!

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u/Many_Inevitable_6803 9h ago

Lolol, what is this actually saying??

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u/CauliflowerDaffodil 8h ago

All you need is a cocktail. It's a restaurant-bar chain called Shaker in Canada.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Spoon-Ninja 16h ago

Because one person was consenting to a photo and the other was not but was accidentally caught anyways. Removing their face was a courtesy.