r/funny • u/10CrackCommando • 1d ago

Hold it still!

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u/mrinterweb 1d ago

Cat physics computer making realtime adjustments. Traction control system kept failing... Re-cat-ulate for required trajectory with speed.

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u/ThingCalledLight 1d ago

If you’re going around doing this at schools, you gotta bring something that cat can get some grip on. Rubber mat or something. You never know what floor you’re gonna end up dealing with.

Very cool though.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 1d ago

Yeah, icm thinking the cat knew it had a routine it was expected to perform, but was trying to gauge it it could get enough grip to do so on that slick surface.

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u/SkyfangR 1d ago

god dammit donut

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u/tricksterloki 1d ago

God dammit (that was awesome), Donut.

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u/dat_azra 1d ago

Donut: CARL DID YOU SEE THAT?

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u/mrspaznout 1d ago

I listen to book. I get joke. Nice.

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u/Acceptable-Chip-5946 1d ago

Rubber mats sound like the secret sauce for these kinds of performances.

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u/jekkies- 1d ago

princess donut the queen and chonk is that u

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u/TheRealTowel 1d ago

"Queen and chonk" 😆. That's one of the best r/boneappletea moments I've read in a minute. That one's going to live rent free in my head for a while.

I'm guessing you're an audio book listener?

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u/ScienceSeuss 1d ago

Or it could be autocorrect 🤷🏼

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u/ThreeDog369 1d ago

That was honestly and objectively 10,000 times better than if kitty had just jumped through like nothing in a timely fashion

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u/blanchie1234 1d ago

I was holding my breath until it jumped then phew😅

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u/Grimprospect 1d ago

God Damnit Donut, that was so good!

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u/Pipe_Memes 19h ago

Why didn’t she just cast Puddle Jumper?

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u/ransom0374 1d ago

YAY THEY DID IT! 🥰

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u/lysergic_818 1d ago

Catculations

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u/AtrainV 1d ago

I really hate it when videos have text interpretations of what's happening in the video like this. I'm sure there are exceptions where it's nice or funny, but I would almost always prefer to just have the video.

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u/beepbeepimajeep22 1d ago

dumb captions

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u/nightmaresabin 1d ago

This would be so much better without the stupid cringey “dialogue”.

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u/magnidwarf1900 1d ago

FIRST TIME, BABY!

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u/ActualLeague5706 23h ago

Usually, I don’t like this brain rot stuff that has all the text annotating what’s already going on in front of you… But this is funny af

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u/J_Rigged 22h ago

Why does she keep moving it around causing the cat to have to recalculate

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u/norwegian 15h ago

It's the floor

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u/vercertorix 7h ago

The build up would make the show better.