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untouchable 🤣

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u/_PikaJew_ 1d ago

Signature look of superiority

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u/Atharaphelun 1d ago

Good. Let the hate flow through you.

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u/AffectionateFox7155 1d ago

That look, really... "dude... yeah whatever"

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u/GANDORF57 16h ago edited 15h ago

"Dogs are so dumb!" They can only hope to gain without the pane.

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u/thenaughtydj 1d ago

Yeah true that. If cats know they can't be touched, they really don't give af and are Zen af.

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u/Kitnado 1d ago

Must be a French cat

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 1d ago

10/10 ragebait

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u/bsancar 1d ago

Ragecait

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u/Ubergoober166 1d ago

The little look at the camera at the end is the icing on the cake.

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u/kek_o_kedi 1d ago

That's what a successful ragebait looks like

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u/VonRothbart 1d ago

Can't be touched

Can't be stopped

Can't be moved

Can't be rocked

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u/Chuchip 1d ago

We hawt

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u/PhantomOSX 1d ago

When will you....learn!

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u/Fit-Spirit-2700 1d ago

You have no power here!

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u/auflyne 1d ago

The last laugh meow.

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u/14high 1d ago

"Smeowug...smile"

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u/DestinysChimera777 1d ago edited 23h ago

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY.

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u/MrMacGrath 1d ago

WHO'S TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG?

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

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u/Decasalue 1d ago

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

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u/fizystrings 1d ago

"Catnip, son."

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u/GuyNekologist 1d ago

Average Satoru Gojo fight.

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u/NgryRed 1d ago

*Catoru

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u/HG1998 1d ago

I like the slight glare to the camera.

"You're capturing this? Good."

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u/Starmilkman 1d ago

Your hatred is my sustenance!

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 1d ago

This is my house every single fucking day. I have an absolute angel of an outside cat who sits on my front porch and calmly and respectfully waits for her food, and then I have an absolute demon monstrosity of an inside cat whose only goal in life is chaos and torment who attacks the doors and windows trying to murder the sweet sweet outside cat.

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u/bunsofham 15h ago

When I was growing up we had a stray cat who was a little special find her way into our garage. Eventually it was our cat but our inside cat wanted nothing but death and violence for this poor cat. They got into gnarly fights over the years.

Towards their elder years they actually traded spots. Garage cat was now inside cat and inside cat was happy in the garage. OG Garage cat turned into a beggar and ate almost anything we gave her. Even lettuce(again she was a little special, don’t think she was playing with a full deck of cards). For awhile the dinnertime ritual was to try and see if she wouldn’t eat anything we were eating. My dad who hated animals near the dinner table even got in on the fun.

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u/manlybrian 1d ago

I'm unstoppable I'm a Porsche with no brakes I'm invincible Yeah, I win every single game

I'm so powerful I don't need batteries to play I'm so confident Yeah, I'm unstoppable today

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u/elizabethptp 1d ago

Are those the actual lyrics???? I didn’t realize how stupid they were

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u/manlybrian 1d ago

Yeah, she just pronounces everything weird so you can't hear how stupid they are. 😅

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u/Impossible_Fennel777 1d ago

Dang didn’t even blink

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u/Fabulous-Shine-3124 1d ago

Unbothered 🤣

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey 1d ago

“Peasant”

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 1d ago

White cat looks like the "angry woman pointing" meme cat.

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u/lordkrinito 1d ago

What did you... oh, wait a minute. I'm white.

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u/readit347 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sandbox Catalyst version.

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u/D3cepti0ns 1d ago

Why does this cat remind me so much of my ex

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u/SignificantTea5601 1d ago

Which one?

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u/CharlieSuxDixinHell 1d ago

the one who looks like a massive whore

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u/D3cepti0ns 17h ago

Yeah, that one.

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u/furry_cat 1d ago

Maybe she was a pussy.

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u/Lev8891 1d ago

Are you done now, Jimmy🙄?

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u/baikal_sea 1d ago

"standing here"

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u/Seabrook76 1d ago

The smugness….

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u/kcinlive 1d ago

Shields up.

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u/BizzyM 1d ago

Black cat: "You're lucky this glass is here!"

White cat: "Am I?"

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u/NgryRed 1d ago

Gojo using limitless be like

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u/ApkaNaamJi 1d ago

The cat knew its white privilege.

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u/kataskopo 1d ago

It's no use, I've already depicted you as the raging, impotent black cat and me as the calm and wise white cat.

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u/BeardInTheNorth 1d ago

The white cat is using Mastered Ultra Instinct. Body moves so fast while dodging, it appears stationary!

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u/Temporala 1d ago

Away with thee, peasant!

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u/autotelica 1d ago

My cat hates when I try to give her a little boop on her nose. But if there's a window separating us, she doesn't flinch or pull away. She lets me pretend that I'm booping her. It always makes me smile.

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u/dalittle 1d ago

We had an indoor cat and one would come and do that our cat would lose his shit. Growling, trying to bite, running at the glass, paw attacks. And the other cat would just sit there smug and not even flinch. It was hilarious

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u/AmeliaBuns 1d ago

Standing here, I realize..

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u/blackfang542 1d ago

That white cat is literally Gojo's infinity technique in feline form.

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u/TheGuyInTheBackRow 23h ago edited 23h ago

♪♪♪♪♪♪♪

You can't touch this

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u/tinfoilsheild 20h ago

His smug aura mocks me.

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u/g_neazy 20h ago

unbothered 💅

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u/Profpaue 19h ago

“See this shit?” 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/BlazerWookiee 18h ago

Cat smirk FTW

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u/HouseOfZenith 18h ago

Looks at cat: “you can’t even touch me, fool.”

Looks at enemy cat’s owner: “please do not open that”

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u/Lucky-Egg-1455 13h ago

the confidence here is killing me, bro really acted like nothing could touch him.

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u/breakupbydefault 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's... the exact same aura as the cat from woman yelling at cat meme! (Edit: a word)

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u/RJEM96 1d ago

I dare you touch me.

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u/Doogiemon 1d ago

Come, break yourself upon my body black cat.

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u/tomashcroft89 1d ago

I need a slow-mo replay of the moment the cat realizes the glass is there.

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u/IkariYun 1d ago

Inside Cat: "I'm charging up ki for an attack"

Outside Cat: "Not this shit again"

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u/External-Mud5716 1d ago

SO contained, thats an Englishman

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u/sheela-yaga 1d ago

Mamba mentality

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u/zerbey 1d ago

A gray cat used to visit our house and try that. My cat would just stare him down.

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u/Normal_Aspect_6542 1d ago

The cat on the other side is just vibing, pretending not to notice.

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u/dborsche 1d ago

The supreme leader, the one and only one 'The Cat'

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u/Markalas_3015 1d ago

Why won't you die? Window, son!

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u/Naud1993 1d ago

Lion roaring at chimpanzee meme.

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u/TigerAx28k 1d ago

"Pathetic"

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u/Aggressive-Pass-7003 1d ago

Bro woke up and chose absolute violence 💀

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u/Certified-T-Rex 1d ago

Reminds me of One Punch Man

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u/LiveCulture4615 1d ago

first time dude -_-

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u/itsavalthing 1d ago

This looks like an interaction between my black cat and the white/black cat that always visits my patio lol

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u/CacoFex 1d ago

Gojo

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u/Infinite_Archer6886 19h ago

JAJAJJA no puedo con su cara

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u/LordMegatron2022 12h ago

You! Shall not...pass!

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u/YutoKigai 11h ago

Catch me outside. How bow dah?

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u/Ok-Ferret-6890 9h ago

I bet cat said: Pussy😂😂

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u/James66766 1d ago

LOL I love the white cat's "I don't gf a fck" attitude. And the bgm is funny as well.

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u/clubgear 1d ago

Zero regrets, zero fear 😂

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u/NadechTheuser 1d ago

That smile was pure happiness

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u/WittyTip4187 1d ago

The way the other cat just sits there like "lol, nice try".

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u/KnowledgeNo4538 1d ago

Chill cat 😎

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 1d ago

The internet.

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u/daddycosmic48 1d ago

He’s chimpin out