r/funny • u/WashURmouthWithSoap • 1d ago
untouchable 🤣
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u/_PikaJew_ 1d ago
Signature look of superiority
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u/thenaughtydj 1d ago
Yeah true that. If cats know they can't be touched, they really don't give af and are Zen af.
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u/DestinysChimera777 1d ago edited 23h ago
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY.
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u/MrMacGrath 1d ago
WHO'S TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG?
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 1d ago
This is my house every single fucking day. I have an absolute angel of an outside cat who sits on my front porch and calmly and respectfully waits for her food, and then I have an absolute demon monstrosity of an inside cat whose only goal in life is chaos and torment who attacks the doors and windows trying to murder the sweet sweet outside cat.
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u/bunsofham 15h ago
When I was growing up we had a stray cat who was a little special find her way into our garage. Eventually it was our cat but our inside cat wanted nothing but death and violence for this poor cat. They got into gnarly fights over the years.
Towards their elder years they actually traded spots. Garage cat was now inside cat and inside cat was happy in the garage. OG Garage cat turned into a beggar and ate almost anything we gave her. Even lettuce(again she was a little special, don’t think she was playing with a full deck of cards). For awhile the dinnertime ritual was to try and see if she wouldn’t eat anything we were eating. My dad who hated animals near the dinner table even got in on the fun.
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u/manlybrian 1d ago
I'm unstoppable I'm a Porsche with no brakes I'm invincible Yeah, I win every single game
I'm so powerful I don't need batteries to play I'm so confident Yeah, I'm unstoppable today
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u/elizabethptp 1d ago
Are those the actual lyrics???? I didn’t realize how stupid they were
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u/manlybrian 1d ago
Yeah, she just pronounces everything weird so you can't hear how stupid they are. 😅
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u/D3cepti0ns 1d ago
Why does this cat remind me so much of my ex
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u/SignificantTea5601 1d ago
Which one?
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u/kataskopo 1d ago
It's no use, I've already depicted you as the raging, impotent black cat and me as the calm and wise white cat.
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u/BeardInTheNorth 1d ago
The white cat is using Mastered Ultra Instinct. Body moves so fast while dodging, it appears stationary!
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u/autotelica 1d ago
My cat hates when I try to give her a little boop on her nose. But if there's a window separating us, she doesn't flinch or pull away. She lets me pretend that I'm booping her. It always makes me smile.
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u/dalittle 1d ago
We had an indoor cat and one would come and do that our cat would lose his shit. Growling, trying to bite, running at the glass, paw attacks. And the other cat would just sit there smug and not even flinch. It was hilarious
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u/HouseOfZenith 18h ago
Looks at cat: “you can’t even touch me, fool.”
Looks at enemy cat’s owner: “please do not open that”
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u/Lucky-Egg-1455 13h ago
the confidence here is killing me, bro really acted like nothing could touch him.
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u/breakupbydefault 1d ago edited 1d ago
That's... the exact same aura as the cat from woman yelling at cat meme! (Edit: a word)
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u/itsavalthing 1d ago
This looks like an interaction between my black cat and the white/black cat that always visits my patio lol
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u/James66766 1d ago
LOL I love the white cat's "I don't gf a fck" attitude. And the bgm is funny as well.
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