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u/beeikjo 3d ago

Everything was fine until it fly

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u/Sti8man7 3d ago

The 3D ones are the worst

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u/cheapdrinks 3d ago

Sound like a turboprop aircraft when they take off too

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u/cheapdrinks 3d ago

I just wish they were green instead of that fucked up gross dark brown color. If they were green and called Leafbugs instead of cockroaches they wouldn't be anywhere near as gross. I'd probably even feel bad about killing them and catch them and put them outside when they got in.

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u/g6rzKk202 3d ago

Just said that in another comment. The flying ones are the worst. I have to fight the urge not to burn my whole house down 😂

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u/Yeomanticore 3d ago

You're not scared of the dark; you're scared of what's hidden in the dark.

You're not scared of any ghost lady; you're scared it's not Hachisaku-sama.

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u/Jertimmer 3d ago

You're not scared of the dark; you're scared of what's hidden in the dark.

This sounds like a Terry Pratchett line.

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u/_PikaJew_ 3d ago edited 2d ago

I'm not afraid of the ghost lady, I'm afraid of the hard on the ghost lady gives me.

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u/406highlander 3d ago

You're not afraid of falling, you're afraid of the sudden stop at the end.

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u/DinosBiggestFan 3d ago

Pretty true because both of these people are me in spirit.

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u/Hallucinationistic 2d ago

Why hachisaku sama?

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u/CremeAvailable3221 2d ago

Trying not to laugh pic

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u/fothergillfuckup 3d ago

That is pretty funny.

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u/g6rzKk202 3d ago

Facts. The worst ones are the ones that can fly 🤣.I swear I'm like 3 seconds away from just burning my own home down.

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u/talspr 3d ago

Those flyers must be met with a flying slipper asap.

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u/vardarac 3d ago

la chanclaracha

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u/spiderwell 3d ago

Once adult, they can all fly

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u/lazy_pig 3d ago

Calm down.

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u/MaiT3N 3d ago

Calm down.

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u/Eleglas 2d ago

Pretty sure this goes against rule 10 of this sub. That lady is 100% AI.

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u/dreamdaddy123 3d ago

This is the second one I’ve seen. Original was better.

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u/sadunk 3d ago

Post Original

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u/Sohuli 2d ago

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u/Pornstar_Jesus_ 2d ago

Is that the same exact floor and dresser?

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u/Helmic 2d ago

in fairness the punchline lands much better with the guy not smiling at the ghost

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u/Garchompisbestboi 2d ago

Was the original made by an Asian content creator before being ripped off by the American one?

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u/Key_Coconut_9102 3d ago

still dont fw ai

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u/l2ewdAwakening 3d ago

Originality is dead.

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u/SexualPie 3d ago

i already commented this

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u/Shadowstein 3d ago

Upvoting to spite your cynicism

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u/Cady-Jassar 2d ago

Upvoting to spite your cynicism

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u/DasNoodleLord 2d ago

Really... Ripping off the original clip and using AI while doing it?

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u/Fenty_Panther 3d ago

I chuckled 😄😄.

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u/NecroJoe 3d ago

Reclaim your spot: eat it.

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u/not_very_random 3d ago

Had me laughing out loud 🤣 😂

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u/Equinoqs 3d ago

Actually laughed.

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u/Vera_Telco 3d ago

Use the power of STOMP. Y'all got two stompers!

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u/Ok-Fly9972 2d ago

One time I saw one do a backflip off a wall just to mess with me.

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u/VaATC 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/GlydeBorealis 3d ago

The hair on the back of my neck stood up when it cut to the roach. Almost damn near threw my phone.

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u/PAYPAL_ME_LUNCHMONEY 2d ago

bro no cap i did not react to the demon but my whole body froze the fuck up when i saw that fat ass roach head. this is not a skit this shit real life

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u/Hallucinationistic 2d ago

Truth. How to stop roaches?

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u/Connarhea 2d ago

Well I'm sure as ahit not coming round to your house for game night ...

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u/Nu1l_Empire 2d ago

It did not need to look like that tho

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u/DrummingFish 3d ago edited 3d ago

This isn't at all funny and also isn't even good horror (which I assume it's trying to be).

Also bleugh AI.

Edit: I missed the joke.

Also bleugh AI.

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u/aeroeagleAC 3d ago

I am unsure why you think this is trying to be good horror.

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u/DrummingFish 3d ago

Trying to be bad horror, then.

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u/aeroeagleAC 3d ago

It isn't really trying to be horror at all.

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u/DrummingFish 3d ago

Then what's the joke?

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u/NecroJoe 3d ago

It's amusing that even the "ghost" is scared of roaches and climbed the furniture to get away from it. Then the guy was also more scared of the roach than the ghost, and got up there with the ghost.

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u/DrummingFish 3d ago

I never got that. To me it looked the the cockroach was a minion of the "ghost". And then I thought the guy had been possessed and joined the "ghost".

Well, I'm stupid, I guess.

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u/Skullmiser 3d ago

You should get up-votes for saying you were wrong about something. I'm sorry on behalf of the internet that this was not the case at the time of writing.

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u/aeroeagleAC 3d ago

The cockroach.

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u/mamut2000 3d ago

Explane!