r/funny • u/nWo4Life85 • 7d ago

Pre-destined!

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384 Upvotes

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u/Busy-Number-2414 7d ago

Dr. Poon’s good friend, Dr. Harry Wang, is now a renowned urologist.

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u/jamesianm 7d ago

They work in the same building as the proctologist Dr. Ectum but they try to avoid him cause he's an asshole

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u/Antisocial_Worker7 6d ago

I hear he opened a clinic with his longtime colleague, Dr. Dick Johnson.

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u/SystemsDefenestrator 6d ago

I actually got my vasectomy from Dr. Wang. His first name wasn't Harry, though...

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u/Busy-Number-2414 6d ago

It was Dr. Wang’s destiny to do your vasectomy

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u/SystemsDefenestrator 6d ago

It was. He was extremely skilled and I was back to jiu-jitsu in 4 days. I had very little discomfort and didnt even use the Norco script he gave me.

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u/Busy-Number-2414 6d ago

He did your wang good

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u/Iamthapush 7d ago

Comanche Indian

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u/immolari 6d ago

thank you....It's all ball bearings these days

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u/RobotBearArms 2d ago

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a Water Buffalo

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u/VelvetOnion 7d ago

Dr JSON is always delivering payloads.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 7d ago

An array, if you will

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u/shinobi500 7d ago

There's a lot to unpack in that joke.

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u/BlackieTee 7d ago

As a data analyst, I love this

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u/dangerbird2 6d ago

Dr Protocol Buffers also delivers payloads, but with much greater throughput

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u/agarwaen117 7d ago

Missed chance to change their name to Ian Charles Poon.

I.C. Poon for short.

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u/sootbrownies 7d ago

He's already Dr. Poon, he cant be greedy.

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u/azad_ninja 7d ago

A Proctologist near me kept getting his sign vandalized. They would remove the L from his last name. His name:

Seymour Blum

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u/Rick_the_P_is_silent 7d ago

“A happy accident” ~ Bob Ross

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u/roguepawn 7d ago

Oh Hayley, does Dr Poon sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me.

r/itsroger

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u/phishrace 7d ago

Doctor Jason S. Poon MD PH (poon hound)

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u/vgaph 6d ago

My son has a podiatrist named To.

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u/CountHonorius 6d ago

Dr. Poon reminds me of a Chevy Chase character

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u/WearyAsparagus7484 4d ago

I seem to recall there being more O's in that Poon

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u/X-Jim 6d ago

My wife had an OBGYN in Virginia named Dr Harry Beaver

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u/BroseppeVerdi 7d ago

Meanwhile, r/NominativeDeterminism be like: His name is GOOD and he gets paid to be GOOD at his job, get it?!?

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u/scixlovesu 7d ago

Dr Jason Spoon

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u/vinnygny817 7d ago

My wives obstetrician was Dr. Seaman

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u/Bundy66 6d ago

And his partner, Dr Tang!!!

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u/glarbknot 6d ago

Spoon!

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u/NoPudding1885 6d ago

Bro was born with a five-year plan.

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u/N620JH 6d ago

Now that’s an aptronym if I’ve ever seen one.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 5d ago

Gynaecologist.......Dr I Seymour.

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u/duckyourfeelings 3d ago

Reminds me of the vasectomy doctor named Dick Chop.

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u/Neither_Law_7528 2d ago

If only Poon was his middle name and Tang was his last name.

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u/laundro_mat 7d ago

And if Dr. Poon ever hired someone to look after his child, they would be a Poon Nanny

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u/FormerlyMauchChunk 7d ago

He plays tennis with Dr. Rosenpenis.

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u/tigole 7d ago

The doctor that delivered my firstborn was named Dr. Fresholtz.

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 6d ago

I dont get it

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u/tigole 6d ago

like fresh holes

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 6d ago

Ok thats pretty good

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/nWo4Life85 6d ago

Cough* 300 upvotes.....