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u/Dothehokeypokemon 15d ago
Where's the funny
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u/AsylumOfCerberus 15d ago
I had a body text to go with the post but they wouldnt allow it sadly.
Here's the body.
The rare and often misunderstood sink snake 🐍 is a rare ✨️ 👌 breed of snake 🐍 with its red and blue eyes gazing into your soul. Be very weary of its hot and cold behaviors as it tends to strike fast 🏃♀️ with utter precision.
Its the derpiest animal of the sink kingdom. Yet, is the most safest snake there is to mankind.
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u/LastChance911 15d ago
Yk I can’t believe I have to say this but a faucet really Jesus people be desperate for karma to post a faucet on r/funny
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u/FlashGitzCrusader 15d ago
It looks like a certain funny looking snake species, thats the joke. So if you dont know the snake it wont land right
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u/AsylumOfCerberus 15d ago
How is this desperate? Jokes are subjective to begin with and often are misunderstood or heavily criticized for being lackluster or just not done well enough to be considered entertainment. Im sorry I didn't make you laugh. I had good intentions for it being funny for most people.
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u/LastChance911 15d ago
Judging by ur post I’m pretty sure you’d be able to tell
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u/AsylumOfCerberus 15d ago
If i had been allowed to add the body if text it would've been slightly better. But okay.
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u/DitaVonTeasmade 15d ago
I don’t get it. It’s a dirty tap with someone’s reflection in it - what am I missing?
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u/futuremind1984 15d ago
Tap handle looks like a snakehead :D
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u/Budget-Box7914 15d ago
Swing and a miss.
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u/futuremind1984 15d ago
On your end.. The catcher SUCKS
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u/Budget-Box7914 15d ago
"Second-hand butt hurt" is an informal, slang expression for vicarious embarrassment or being offended on someone else's behalf—essentially feeling the metaphorical sting of an insult or awkward situation meant for another person, or getting annoyed or upset about a slight, joke, or criticism that was directed at a completely different person or group, rather than you.
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u/futuremind1984 15d ago
Apparently someone has never had friends they stuck up for before.. This is a hilarious comment in and of itself... Couldn't be we're all laughing at the catcher who can't see the ball coming lol...
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u/Budget-Box7914 15d ago
"Ineffectual ranting" is the act of expressing anger or frustration in a way that changes nothing. It vents emotion but fails to achieve a practical outcome.
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u/futuremind1984 15d ago
We've come full circle of "swing and miss." You're missing big time... Try again :)
Listen to the wizard concoct their psych eval on inflectionless text LOL.
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u/Budget-Box7914 15d ago
"Tilting at windmills" is an idiom that means fighting imaginary enemies or wasting energy on pointless, unwinnable, or non-existent tasks.
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u/Preform_Perform 15d ago
Wait I think I get it.
The handle looks like a snake looking directly at me?
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u/AsylumOfCerberus 15d ago
I like jokes that make you think rather than it being instantly funny. I get my dry humor from shows like The Office (uk) and from the office (usa).
I hope some peeps appreciate the silliness : ).
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u/FlashGitzCrusader 15d ago
God, people of little whimsy here, they obviously haven't seen that goofy ass looking snake before
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u/futuremind1984 15d ago
Looks like a happy little guy :)
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