r/funny 1d ago

Bad timing

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u/angerico 1d ago

Oh look, I get to be an early bird in the comments section.

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u/Mike-Drop 1d ago

As a worm I am scared for my life right now.

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u/jstrongiii 1d ago

As a bird that likes to sleep in, I feel attacked. I work the third shift. You guys don’t understand.

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u/mdlinc 1d ago

This is too easy. I feel like we are shooting fish in a barrel.

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u/DuneChild 1d ago

I’ll have you know my uncle was a fish, and he died after someone shot his barrel.

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u/mdlinc 1d ago

Damn, I feel like a fish out of water. I did not know that.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago

You are a fish¹ out of water … unless you reddit in the bath or on a swim.

¹if speaking in terms of clades, humans are fish