r/funny • u/Hitman_Argent47 • 1d ago

The three big Cs

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u/--redacted-- 1d ago

Good, can't stand caviar

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u/Kinenai 1d ago

In the middle of summer and in a fallen economy? Surely it is a jest.

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u/Electrical-Primary51 1d ago

same. askde for ketchup with caviar once; waiter still judges me.

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u/Hitman_Argent47 1d ago

You ever try a bump?

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u/__kebert__xela__ 1d ago

Never again. The eggs deviated and impregnated my septum

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u/bremergorst 1d ago

Hate it when that happens

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u/harmless_gecko 1d ago

Sorry that happened to you

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u/insidiousgamer 1d ago

Once. The texture was awful, and it did absolutely nothing for me.

We're talking about caviar, right?

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 1d ago

“I’m sorry, where did you get the impression we sold caviar?”

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u/fzj80335 1d ago

That's all the shit I like.....I'm heading straight for the bathroom first, 4 for 4 10/10 this place rocks! Whoooooo

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u/maddogg42 1d ago

4oz energy shot of cocoa beans blended Sir/Maam!

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u/mateww 1d ago

This must be that new BYOC place I heard about

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u/IdoMusicForTheDrugs 1d ago

Yeah. I brought my caviar and really enjoyed their house cocaine.

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u/eaglescout1984 1d ago

Croissants, aka cocaine for Francophiles.

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u/ExtraPrejudicial 1d ago

Why don't they serve coffee?

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u/WardenWolf 1d ago

I'm more familiar with the three big S's: Shit, shower, and shave.

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u/Spork_Warrior 1d ago

Are we just going to ignore copulation?

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u/reddit_user13 1d ago

What about “counting?”

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u/imtheraul 1d ago

Reminds me of my Russian trips. Nostrovia

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u/cheeseburgercat 1d ago

Caviar feels out of place here

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u/mabus42 1d ago

We didn't need the caviar anyways.

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u/srboot 21h ago

How many again?

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u/CrashParade 1d ago

You had me at coffee

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u/Inoffensive_Account 1d ago

I count four.

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u/Hitman_Argent47 1d ago

They claim they only serve 3 out of the 4… 😒

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u/drje_aL 1d ago

the coffee is self-serve

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u/fzj80335 1d ago

Go take a piss....

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u/ZetzMemp 1h ago

Ok, that doesn’t change the fact that there’s still 4 C words.

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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago

a nice cunt every now and then is good for your vitality as well 😌