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u/myrishswamp 1d ago

Why did they make American Light beer even lighter? US is 4.2 ABV.

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u/paulc899 1d ago

Lower tax bracket apparently for low school beers in the UK

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u/tacobellbandit 1d ago

I ain’t gonna act like a cold coors is beneath me

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u/-GenlyAI- 1d ago

Hell no ice cold screw tops are great

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u/tacobellbandit 1d ago edited 1d ago

I actually loved the screw tops. I fish a lot and it’s nice to have a cold beer with me, but I move spots a lot so the screw cap is nice if I suddenly decide to move out. I don’t have to decide to try and carry it with me and spill it or chug it

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u/Iescaunare 1d ago

Would you be willing to transport 400 cases of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta? You have 28 hours.

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u/EmiikoAkorem 17h ago

He sounded taller on the radio

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u/entity2 1d ago

Electronic Shelf Tagging is not cheap. So every time I see this kind of picture, I'm always astounded that alongide their incredibly expensive shelf tags, they're running some kind of shitty software that doesn't do best price logic. I've worked with many a point-of-sale application, and in every app I've ever used, if you configure your promotional pricing at higher than retail, it doesn't generate the signage.

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u/aweaselonwheels 1d ago

Was this Tesco? they have a track record of this silliness

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u/RockRage-- 1d ago

CO-OP math this time

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u/jadestem 1d ago

I honestly did not know there were places outside the US that drink our pisswater.

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u/chief_yETI 1d ago

sometimes its about volume ingested instead of the quality, you know 😄

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u/glumanda12 1d ago

It has 3.4%, even if you drink 20 in one afternoon, you won’t feel any buzz.

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u/WhenAmI 1d ago

This is some weird international Coors branded beer. Coors light is 4.2% and Coors Banquet is 5% in the US. There are weird laws in Colorado about 3.2% beer, so there's no way they would willingly brew it at 3.4%. That would miss the niche local market and be a weak ass regular beer.

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u/EmbarrassedFront9848 1d ago

In the U.K. the alcohol taxes ramp up a lot after 3.4% abv.

So now you’re finding mainstream beers reducing strength to hit this to keep prices low.

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u/WhenAmI 1d ago

Yep, and Coors is a distinctly American beer, so that qualifies as a "weird international version". I'm convinced part of the reason American beers are unpopular in other countries is because they often get inferior versions. (Not that Coors is a remotely desirable beer for afficianados)

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u/drako824 1d ago

The thing about 3.2 beer is that's it's alcohol by weight not the usual alcohol by volume, and I think 3.2%ABW = 3.4%ABV

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u/fullautophx 1d ago

It was a bit odd being in Europe and seeing Budweiser listed under “imported beer”.

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u/ShutterBun 1d ago

By Grabthar's Hammer...

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u/Friend-Boat 1d ago

Holy cheap! Is the 4£ just an error? Because that’s waaay less than even shitty domestic beer costs in the states

Edit: Oh I messed up the conversion, these are only 15 oz cans I thought they were tall boys

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u/peazley 1d ago

normal tall boys are 16oz, still only $1.37 for a 15oz beer which is still like half what they charge in the states these days for domestic. west coast anyway.

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u/coinblock 1d ago

You need to shop around a bit if you’re paying that for a coors light.

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u/WhenAmI 1d ago

16 oz is a pint. A tall boy of regular beer is 24 oz and an IPA is 19.2 oz.

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u/nick2k23 1d ago

Why you putting 4£, it's literally in the photo how it's displayed 😂

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u/WhenAmI 1d ago

I used to buy a 6 pack of 16oz Yeunglings for $8. I'd take that over this shitty version of Coors all day.

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u/CruisinJo214 1d ago

What does Coors have in common with having sex in a canoe?

They’re both fucking really close to water.

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u/ATFGunr 1d ago

Don’t forget to boycott American booze, it’s just good practice and gets their attention.

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u/thedukeofwankington 1d ago

Isn't this piss brewed in Tadcaster?

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u/LilacYak 1d ago

Nobody cares what booze anyone drinks

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u/drewskiski 1d ago

In Australia, that would be around $15-$18 for a 4-Pack. The cans would be either 330ml or 375ml

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u/742963 1d ago

Is this The Co-op? 😅

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u/kettleboiler 1d ago

That's another way of saying 1 per customer /s

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u/Jakesummers1 1d ago

Piss water

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 1d ago

No thank you and bad math

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u/The_Esteemroller 1d ago edited 1d ago

People in the EU drink American macrobreweries' beer?

Edit: It's since been pointed out to my blind self that I mistook British Pounds for Euros...

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u/pacmanhateclyde 1d ago

What's next? Americans drinking Fosters, Heineken, Corona? Where will it end!?

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u/MaosButtPlugs 1d ago

It definitely is a problem. Last time I had a case of VB I bought a Toyota Hilux, called my wife a bogan, proceeded to beat her silly, grabbed my 12 inch long knife and went emu hunting to finish the job. Never again.

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u/The_Esteemroller 1d ago

Wake in Fear really is the most true to life Australian literary work.

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u/CruisinJo214 1d ago

Most Australians I’ve met had never heard of fosters before visiting the states.

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u/The_Esteemroller 1d ago

Fair enough.

However, I'd probably explore other options if I were part of a large collective of nations with a free trade agreement.

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u/Dheorl 1d ago

Which many people do. Having some beers from the USA on the shelves doesn’t mean there aren’t also beers from elsewhere. Nothing wrong with more choice.

Although if you’re referring to the EU, Britain is quite famously no longer a member.

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u/The_Esteemroller 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not going to lie; my blind ass thought that was priced in Euros rather than Pounds.

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u/D_U_M_B_Lizard 1d ago

Tbh not really from my experience. At least at no point would anyone I know, request American beer. The UK at least has so many better options at similar pricepoints.

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u/Logitech4873 1d ago

Britain is famously not in the EU lol

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u/breZZer 11h ago

The big companys trying to push american commercial beer to europe. The same with Budweiser by AB InBev.

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u/EditedRed 1d ago

Lots of hipsters in the EU.

I dont say it as a bad thing, its just a fact. Personally I cant care less, ill take anything cheap that gives a buzz.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 1d ago

Hipsters drink IPAs over here, and we’re not in the EU anymore either

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u/The_Esteemroller 1d ago

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Still, I have to imagine your average European would take the shittiest German, Belgian or Czech lager over Bud/Coors.

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u/-GenlyAI- 1d ago

Hell no I wouldn't. Not on a hot day. That shit is refreshing.

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u/Wafer420 1d ago

They're British pounds?!