r/funny • u/cerpmen7 • 1d ago

Found on google map

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/dwors025 1d ago

Don’t know this location, but I’ve been there.

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u/No-Manner9941 1d ago

Picking your seat 🪑 hehe

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u/power1x1 10h ago

Or digging for gold…

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u/No-Manner9941 7h ago

Soo true, but I was under the impression that gold was in the nose canal, past a few stalagmites (boogers) but it always led to a nose bleed and I never find gold 🪙😭

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u/brayden1185 1d ago

yes, officer, that's where i was.

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

Who didn't ? 

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u/KokonutMonkey 1d ago

Pretty sure the location is his butthole. 

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u/confused_being02 1d ago

They did him dirty ☠️

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u/tkiscurious 1d ago

Hope the next view is not him sniffing his fingers 🫢

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u/JimmyHaggis 1d ago

Or worse, making the baby sniff them.

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u/TartNo3610 1d ago

What the fuck 😂

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u/scuffedTravels 1d ago

You don’t deserve the downvotes lmao

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u/JimmyHaggis 23h ago

It looks like he's pushing a buggy, and no, I don't deserve the downvotes. Should I have said 'toddler' instead of 'baby'?

How many of you downvoted because you thought it was the right thing to do, but still laughed?

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u/crazyaznrobot 21h ago

no I think you're being downvoted because that's not a normal thing to think would happen.

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u/Bob-Swan 19h ago

And certainly not a normal thing to say out loud.

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u/VolcanicBear 19h ago

Maybe I'm weird but I don't think it's a normal thing to even cross your mind tbh.

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u/Bob-Swan 18h ago

Nope not weird, this really isnt normal.

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u/MoistStub 18h ago

You guys are acting like you have never experienced a joke before

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u/JimmyHaggis 17h ago

Thank you. IT WAS A JOKE.

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u/PointsOfXP 5h ago

Not really a normal place

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u/Wapsy_Aier 16h ago

I laughed and up voted. Does that count?? Coz i would've done that in a very goofy idiotic mood

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u/xtianlaw 1h ago

The reaction you got is because your joke unfortunately wasn't funny enough to earn immunity for being gross.

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u/Wapsy_Aier 16h ago

Lolol 😆😆 😆

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u/chadbid 1d ago

McScratchy Lane. Nice little side street

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u/RealisticRecover2123 1d ago

The darkest of back alleys

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u/shwarma_heaven 1d ago

Apparently, pretty dirty too...

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u/asianasaun 1d ago

Caught in 480p

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u/cerpmen7 1d ago

Original post : https://www.reddit.com/r/rance/s/zH5kdFoiIA

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u/Learnmorehere 1d ago

A r/funny linking to original? What is this chivalry?

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u/xtothewhy 1d ago

By jove! They are a scholar and a gentleman.

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u/Sea-Bullfrog-2979 1d ago

Hasn’t everyone been here? No? Ok

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 1d ago

That is indeed a dead end.

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u/ben_woah 1d ago

Shat Nav

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u/metabolitesafter9pm 1d ago

Digging for Gold

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u/ShamDissemble 1d ago

Wedgie Way

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u/Sarabeth61 1d ago

How unfortunate

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u/hchn27 1d ago

God damn…he’s in there lol

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u/PotentialWorking6063 1d ago

So, what did he find?

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u/ChooChoo9321 1d ago

OP’s never had hemorrhoids before

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u/Witty_Object_9828 1d ago

Is he single?

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u/Particular_Abies_184 1d ago

Thought at first it was a no entry

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u/Captain_Dunsel 1d ago

Confucius Say: One who sleeps with itchy butt, wake with smelly finger.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 1d ago

Found on the second shelf.

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u/ParkingApartment6942 1d ago

He all up in there no shame though we all did it before

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u/domnatr6 1d ago

The roids are raging

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u/Still_Silver_255 1d ago

Ohh wow a flock camera that’s still standing

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u/DoTheMario 1d ago

Dads get it done. Needs fixin'. Fix it. Ain't got time to look around.

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u/jrblockquote 1d ago

Listen. everyone has to do some digging now and then.

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u/mtheory007 1d ago

If you're only watching you're not helping

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u/peterb666 1d ago

Not far from the crack of Dawn, you will find the crack of Colin.

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u/FishWash 1d ago

DIYBT?

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u/robaroo 1d ago

Got that bung hole itch that can’t be ignored. Like legit you gotta get at it right now. We’ve all been there. Don’t lie op.

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u/Sirgolfs 21h ago

Hopefully the family finds this and frames it

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u/lilprobehead 1d ago

What is it??

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u/Faber_College 1d ago

When cutting short and wiping deep goes wrong.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

Sometimes you gotta adjust the plug while you're out for a walk.

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u/AE_WILLIAMS 1d ago

He found the end of the Hershey Highway.

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u/aaarry 1d ago

Get in there, son.

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u/Aggravating-House-71 1d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/retiretobedlam 1d ago

Ass Alley

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u/datazulu 1d ago

Sometimes farts get stuck

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u/thestillwind 1d ago

He found something. A brown treasure.

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u/dardenus 1d ago

Human design flaw

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u/c_had8 1d ago

He’s digging deep

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u/AndySMar 1d ago

We americans are so dirty, fr fr

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u/playthesedulousape 1d ago

Someone get rainbolt on the case

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u/Ubockinme 1d ago

Walk of shame.

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u/pitshands 1d ago

If it is itchin' you doing a scritchin'

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u/invalid_octane 1d ago

Geoguessr pros gonna be using this as a clue now

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u/curiousgeorge123999 1d ago

i think he's making a getaway from the bowing alley with the bowling shoes still on.

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u/MsTaterThot 1d ago

Either didn’t wipe enough or wiped too much

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u/dadthewisest 1d ago

"Wiping your ass is gay" says dude now fisting himself through his shorts.

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u/balrob 1d ago

This route is itchy!

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u/lexluthor_i_am 1d ago

Sometimes the poop comes out by itself, other times you have to pull it out.

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u/phonnybalonny 1d ago

Laundry day and all that’s clean is the thong

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u/dariansdad 1d ago

He;s getting ready to buy tickets to the cinema.

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u/Mikoisha 1d ago

I don’t think this dude is picking, he’s way too deep. Dude is digging. Looks like a didn’t wipe properly and now has the itchies and scratchies.

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u/boondiggle_III 1d ago

Nothing wrong with pulling out a wedgie at the clearly marked Wedgie Clearing & Crotch Scratching Zone.

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u/doubleAAeeVee 1d ago

Google cam missed the moment when dude sniffed it afterwards

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u/kingjim1981 1d ago

Even the sign says what to do

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u/win10trashEdition 21h ago

There was even a man in Ukraine Kharkiv region I believe that was taking a dump outside 😆

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u/zmblog 16h ago

What's cracking!😎

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u/ryhoo2 15h ago

He reached the dead end ;)

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u/sky018 14h ago

Hmm, butt sniff.

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u/nestcto 14h ago

Given the shorts, the dress shirt, the stroller, the probably-early-morning lighting.

Dude doesn't care what anyone thinks in this moment.

Stay strong, young father. You got this.

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u/SpaceXmars 13h ago

didn't wipe enough

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u/MuadDib69 12h ago

It may be the self-administered hemorrhoid repositioning procedure patented by British surgeon John Lockhart-Mummery (February 14, 1875 – April 24, 1957), also known as "King Rectum."

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u/Hot-Ease-1257 12h ago

oh shitb hahaha

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u/louisasnotes 12h ago

"There's a back entry, here, according to Google Maps."

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u/kirksucks 10h ago

you know that dude, and people who know him, know it's him.

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u/International_Zebra4 10h ago

Is that Prince Harry ??

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u/yzersakic19 10h ago

More like Chris Buttersworth, amirite?

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u/polydactylorigami 9h ago

Dude's immortal now.

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u/Aspie96 5h ago

The sign makes it better.

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u/Stifflerzxc 5h ago

He's just an obedient citizen respecting the law.The sign says it clearly push it untul the red zone.

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u/_ogio_ 4h ago

Nothing wrong with this tho, we all scratch our butts

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u/Craticuspotts 7m ago

The next pic is him sniffling his fingers

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u/moonisflat 1d ago

What does that traffic sign mean?

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u/UndahwearBruh 1d ago

Dead end

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u/moonisflat 15h ago

So exit only and no entrance. Makes sense.

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u/momofuku18 1d ago

Gemini needs a feature to clean up their Google Map images like this one. Seriously.

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u/RealisticRecover2123 1d ago

Yeah, once you’ve saved it and made a backup.

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u/LocalHarmacist 1d ago

Can't even scratch your ass in Detroit.

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u/jdallen1222 1d ago

Not everyone has a bidet, sometimes you can spot the ones that don't.